This Has Been, Dating Advice With A Pansexual Career Criminal

Do you think "Riddle me this, Batman?" has become a common lexicon among Gothamnites for when they don't understand something?

I like to think it has. I like to think they've heard The Riddler say it one too many times, and now it's just ingrained into their collective psyches in much the same way as "No shit, Sherlock" is.

I also like to imagine Bruce Wayne making a rare appearance at a corporate meeting, and the latest Gen Z hire, a generation that infamously doesn't fuck with formal office corporate speak, just leans over the table and says, "Okay, I hear what you're saying, but riddle me this, Batman," and Bruce tries not to choke on his coffee.

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

These people are the reason shampoo bottles now have instructions on the back

Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

When God announced that every billionaire would die by Christmas, the race for the 1 trillion began

Jonathan: Be quiet, they have armed guards at that door.

*door bursts open with knocked out dude falling out it. Nancy steps over him*

Steve: No, they don't.

meet the bayverse

Reblogging the jelly for someone who needs it rn.

Hen: *chokes on air*

Chimney: ...Well, there's my answer.

Chimney: What does Eddie like you so much? You suck.

Buck: And swallow.

Chimney: ...

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.