One Of My Fics Is FINALLY Done!

cant spell bread without beans :)

nft son, astrology daughter, or forensics cop?

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

PLS 

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

YES YES YES YES YE S YES YES THIS IS SUCH A GOOD AU

Adventure time but instead of Simon being obsessed with marrying princesses because he used to call Betty "princess" as a pet name, Simon instead becomes an over protective father figure because he and Betty were talking about having children before Simon went mad, so Simon as the Ice King tries to adopt every parentless minor he sees, or any minor with bad parents

i don’t know if i’ve said this before but Phoenix is so insanely strong. He could fully carry Maya, Pearls, and Trucy all at once.

How is he so strong, you ask? Maya would just. Jump on him for no reason and he learned to catch her. Same with Pearls. Maya and Pearls have fallen asleep on the bus and he had to carry both of them into the apartment on his own. Maya on his back, Pearls in his arms. And he was able to not wake both of them up in the process

Miles doesn’t believe him when he mentions it. Or maybe he makes some off-handed comment about his strength because he isn’t outwardly buff. Phoenix just.. picks him up and Miles does not know how to feel

Reblog and pick a weapon for the previous person

snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more

i love how edgeworths suit is the colour of BOOB69

Can asexuals feel lust for life? What about bloodlust? Lust for power? Lust to run wild? Or does nothing have power over you?

I can't speak for other aces but personally I constantly experience bloodlust

*chefs kiss <3

my new recipe it's cacio e pepe e pepo e pipi