No One:

Bet. I’ve got the longest 18362862nd hair follicle in the country of Georgia. 😤

why don’t we compare random body parts? like damn i’m failing this class but at least i have the widest left nostril in the state

i am a straight, aromantic trans boy and im proud 😤💖

I’M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

CAN TRANS BOYS BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN STRAIGHT?

Hey there,

May I ask for just a moment of your time?

I’ll be in need of your help, I gotta prove something to my parents…

PLEASE

READ CAREFULLY BEFORE LIKING/REBLOGGING, THE INSTRUCTIONS TAKE MAIN PART IN THE EXPERIMENT

<3

GUYS!! SOME OF YOU ARE STILL LIKING+ REBLOGGING THIS POST!!

Please, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE DOING ANYTHING!

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REBLOG IF YOU THINK TRANS BOYS CAN BE GAY/PAN/ACE/ETC.

LIKE IF YOU THINK THEY CAN ONLY LOVE GIRLS CUZ “THEY’RE BOYS”

Thank you so much <3

Okay but my sixth grade teacher gave us a two page essay on our summer on the first day lmao 😂 We all died a little inside that day.

they do be lookin hella creepy doe 😳

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tee hee 💖

me a week ago: oh my god i’ve fallen in love she’s perfect she’s beautiful she’s intelligent she’s kind

me now: wow i can’t believe i was that stupid to think that someone would actually like me for once and now i have to get over someone i’ve been fantasizing about for over three months

POKÉMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

From now on changing one’s name/pronouns shall be referred to as evolving. Thank you.

Them poor alarm clocks can’t get a break 😪👌🏻

You get angry with your alarm clock when it wakes you up and you get angry with your alarm clock when it does not wake you up.

When you accidentally walk into the girls locker room and remember Susan talking about her limited edition pepper spray in the hallway.. “aight imma head out.”

Edit: it’s been a while since I posted this and to be honest, I don’t even know what I was saying myself LMFAO

Seeing your password after accidentally typing it into the username bar kind of feels like accidentally seeing someone naked

i want to be on the couch half asleep watching Disney movies with her, asleep in my arms, cuddled close to me. i want to be there for her in every possible way i can, if only she’d open up.. 💔