You don't need to be a dead girl walking
When you could be a pretty boy
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
category 5 puppy horny event is in progress. the estimated death toll is currently in the thousands
Party cock is in the mouth tonight
i just want horny dms from men old enough to be my dad. horny dms from middle aged dudes into faggy tboys with psychosexual issues. is that too much to ask
Whiney sad pathetic dads
Pathetic dads who thrust sloppily inside their sons talking about “you’re not gonna leave me, right kid?” “It’s you n me forever…” “you’re all I have…you’re the only good thing in my life..” “fuck kiddo, I know I’m a horrible father I’m so sorry..” “you deserve better, baby.” “Just stay still, daddy’s almost done I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…” “I love you so much please don’t leave me…”
Bonus points if he’s wastedddd
thinking about evil shitty dirtbag tboys buff boys that drive big trucks and wear wifebeaters with sweaty man pussy & tcocks that make urs look pathetic & he pushes ur face in there while u whine & cry and he coos at you and calls u a good bitch & he straps u in the ass while u bite his nasty unwashed pillowcases that he uses to wipe his slick with after he comes & he dresses u up like a girl to laugh at how wide & breedableyour hips are & and i think im ggin to pass out im toohard
It appears the top scientists have figured it out!!
fucking you in the bathroom after taking you to a punk show . i convinced you to go in the pit your first time to wear you down . you came out sweaty and bruised with a busted lip ,, perfect . tugging on your slicked back hair , teasing your bruises , and biting on your lip causing you to whimper in pain . you may already be tired but just wait till im done with you .