We All Love Our Cocky Suave Flirty Villians And Our Goofy Rambly Crack Energy Hero Who Basically Runs

Sometimes a person tries to confess their love for their enemy and comes up with profound shit like, "Because I'd find you even if this entire divided world worked together for once just to tear us apart, your soul and mine are made of the same stuff, and we'll have to change atom to atom to be anything other than each others. Because even if you tired to stab me it'll only work to cut of some ancient infected wound, because you'll always be my savior, even if you try to hurt me"

Other times they say shit like, "Because maybe I like your stupid face."

"Remember when I said I would rather cut of my own lips than kiss you?Yeah, I might have been a little wrong."

"Maybe I don't hate being around you when you're not trying to kill me."

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I had the dumbest fukin idea but consider?!! We all love the hero and villain being soulmates kay? But what what if they are not, they just have the same soulmate. Like person C randomly finds both the city's most famous hero and infamous villain vying for their attention. Living that y/n life cause they're their soulmate.

Is your villain the type to nobly give them up cause they deserve better. OR,

*Hero gives them flowers and chocolates* *Villain finds 4-foot Bouquet and cratefull chocolates to one up them* again and again until they're stuck at c's lawndoor together because they were both running to enter first with a teddy bears bigger than them screaming "get your vanilla ass away from them you wet cabbage" as they push the hero face away from them while struggling too free themselves.

C just sighs in disappointment while sipping their morning coffee and probably goes on a childhood friends to lovers arc with the boy next door who eventually cuts them out from the door

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The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.

A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."

B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"

A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."

B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"

A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?

B: "bish, excuse me."

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The villain's mom walks in and catches Hero and villain in a uh, compromising position, (they were threatening each other!! Nothing else,,) the villain gets nervous and trying to quickly make up an excuse, and before hero could say anything, splutter out they are dating.

The hero tries to deny this but you see, the mother is the warmest person they've ever seen and her look of sheer hopefulness and the arrows of love she's shooting at them kind of makes it impossible. Plus, watching the villain be a complete mama's child as she croons at them and inquires about what they've been eating is very enjoyable.

What follows is a week of hero being infuriated at fake dating and slightly awestruck as the villain is babied and ordered around by their mother.

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Enemies to lovers combat things I will give up my mother's first born for— I'm an only child btw

Swordfight interactions when one of them is gaining and the swords are at the other's shoulder and their faces are too close

ESPECIALLY, if the other flirts or kisses the other to distract them

Any type of flirtation intended as a distraction for that matter

When one gets both swords and pins the other between a wall and them with a sword embedded on either side of them like giant thumb tacks

A Bending way too low to avoid an attack and being caught just as their balance fails them

B pulling A's hand hard after and A is flung at B's chest

Abruptly pushing them back after that cause why not (they were flustered and have no social skills)

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My basic bitch trait is I'll always flip a table for the painfully cliche enemies to lovers trope of calling the other sweetheart or love or darling or shit derogatory at the start and both getting used to it and it slowly becoming affectionate.

AND, when they fight when they fight they don't call them that at all instead of it being condescending again because their relationship has fundamentally changed to the point of no return. AND and if their partner feels the absence and misses it so deeply realising the effed up. I will ascend to a higher plane bitch

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This blog is now apparently dedicated to enemies to lovers connoisseur-ing. I mean I'm not complaining but still

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Peak himbo/herbo/thembo energy in the trope of "being sure your enemy has crush on when they absolutely definitely 100% don't"+ making more and more ridiculous reasons to believe they do.

Villain-: Did you see how red they were when they saw me!! They are sooo smitten.

Overworked henchmen-: could be cause they had chase you on rooftops across half the city but *shrugs*

Villain-: they literally turned the city upside down to find me! They missed me so much. Ahhh

Henchmen- I mean you were holding people hostage but what do I know.

V-: They love watching me work. They were in my lab the entire day yesterday.

H-: You literally kidnapped them but sure.

This trope is my drug.

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I NEED more Hero x villain ships where the dynamic just straight up flips midway through.

The villain being all flirty and teasing at the start, but then they start caring bout the hero and everything they say affects them and so they try to withdraw. But, but. The hero also got comfortable with and let loose, joke , flirt, everything. And the villain doesn't know how to deal and so get fumbley and angry trying to shut it down.

"Ooo, scary. What if I don't, huh?" The hero pouted, " You're to gonna make me?"

"Shut up." The villain growled.

Hero hit their shoulder. "Come on. You used to be fun."

The villain bit their lip and turned to them, "I said. Shut. Up."

"Hellooo? Anyone there?"

"...No."

"What the— wait, did you get yourself stuck in a trap? Wait a second," the hero couldn't stop their giggles, "in your own lair, and was that meant for me! How did it even happen, pssshh"

"Stop laughing and get me out of here."

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