So Cool We Duped

tiptoe through the tulips, with me

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Osamu get up‼️

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do you want the world to explode, chuuya? :( i dont think so

touch starved

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

omg thats me!!

the other day, I walked up to @fyolesque, who was sitting down, and stood in front of him, ran my fingers through his hair, and went “hello dearest”. And then he looked up at me and smiled and I smiled down at him. All of this is incredibly normal for us. Like this happens several times a day.

but, someone behind me went “omg you guys should kiss” which … aside from being kind of weird and gross, was just so out of pocket that we were both just really confused. So, my BsF explains why that’s like really not going to happen (he has a boyfriend, we are both gay in completely different directions, etc). And like we all moved on.

BUT THEN, yesterday, a friend of ours saw us hugging, and we were going to be separated for like an hour, so it was a decently long hug, and this friend was standing behind me, so I didn’t see him, until I turned around to find him making a heart with his hands and like making a suggestive face at us. And, once again, we were both like “ewww. No. Guys. Stop.” An, once again, we both explained that we’re like … really gay. And very. Very platonic.

I made a Fyodor version of this story :D