That Legendary Divorce Is Such A Bore

frantic fanfic pt 2

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Once upon a time in a very VERY distant multiverse, Luka and his very alive wife Hyuna got to visit a theme park called Phoenix Wonderland. "Wow Hyuna my lovely alive wife, thank you for using your seven figure salary to pay for this awesome date!" "Of course, my beautiful alive husband. Hey, look over there! There's a troupe performing!" As they approached the humble stage, a purple haired perform

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er stretched his arms above his head in celebration before lifting the microphone to his lips. He screeched, and the audience went wild.

See, the performers were well known, a group referred to as Wonderlands X Showtime. While the ringleader and circusmaster of their troupe was a man with or*nge hair called Tsukasa, the most well-known and "simped" over member was the one currently occupying the stage. Rui Kamishiro.

Luka looked back at Hyuna, his beautiful and very much alive wife, and started to cry. Tears rolling down his pink and fresh and ALIVE cheeks, he gasped out, "I'm sorry, my sweet beautiful lovely alive wife, I'm leaving you…!"

Luka ran up the stairs leading to the stage without looking back, into Rui's waiting arms. "My love, beautiful, never possibly dying Rui Kamishiro… Marry me!" He cried out, dropping to one knee and holding up a ring made from the tears of Till and Ivan.

"This is the ring known the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi, please, wear it!"

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Rui Kamishiro, flabbergasted, simply blurted out; "No… but sir, I… I'm a minor!" He then proceeded to die on the spot. Hyuna, her jaw practically on the floor, quickly composed herself. "My twink husband, Luka…" Luka, traumatized; "My lovely alive wife…" "Its okay, Luka. I always knew you were gay. Take the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi and find your true love!" "Oh, Hyuna, thank you! I'd knew you'd understand!" "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" The security officer, who had just arrived on the scene, yelled right before arresting Luka on the spot.

Many days later, in the courthouse;

“I have nothing to hide” Asks

(stolen from @anothermarkiplierfan)

1. What are 4 tabs that you have open on your browser right now?

2. Have you ever thought about seriously harming someone?

3. How are you feeling emotionally right now?   

4. What type of place(Like building) are you in right now?       

5. Does anyone know your deepest, darkest secret?

6. Have you ever tried to feign mental illness for personal gain?

7. Do you have any enemies?

8. Do you have any people you only pretend to like?

9. What is one item that you never let anyone besides yourself look at or in?

10. Do you have any talents that people say you have but you don't believe you actually have?

11. Something you like that other people generally do not like?

12. Are you a Virgin?  

13. Is there anyone that your grandma would hate that you are subscribed to on youtube?

14. Introvert or extrovert?

15. What is the most used application on your device?

16. How much fan fiction have you actually read?

17. Worst Fears?

18. Biggest mistake you've ever made?

19. Worst lie you've ever told?

20. Do you consider yourself a trustworthy person?

alright ill admit i giggled

I have a strawpage- just so you know

@itsnotevenreallyfunny us fr, im zai and youre sano i might start calling you kiko and you can call me samu

Worlds WORST siblings

this is how the current bsd arc is going to end, trust me

i dont even like kunizai but hell yeah

They had a fight

... they don't really know they exist, no