Lmao My Cousins Literally Called Each Other Sissy And Bubba Up Until They Were Into Their Teens And Then

new roomie? pls 🥺?

I’m like 99% sure I have some kind of learning disability because words hard. But like reading them. Me and a friend are working on a slideshow for our honors history final and in the time I’ve made 1 slide she’s made like 5 because I physically could not read the article I was using as a source.

And it isn’t like this is the first time it’s happened. This girl letting me copy her work is the ONLY reason I’m passing that class. Mostly because the class is literally everything I was moved out of regular history last year. Last year regular history was all physical paperwork and stuff and honors was mostly quick presentations you made in like 15 and then presented (it was also usually in groups so I usually just let them make the slides and then I presented because I actually like talking in front of people). But this year honors history is all physical work from the books and this is only the 3rd presentation we’re doing.

English class is also my enemy. And biology. But the biology teacher is my old soccer coach so he’s a little bit easier on my because I’m one of his “special kiddos”. The English teacher however has this savior complex thing going on where she’s all like “I wanna help you find ways to want to learn” and “I just know you can do so much better if you just tried a bit more” and other typical copy paste teacher wanting to help the neurodivergent kid stuff like that.

But I’m also like 90% sure she bumped my grade up no reason because like a month ago I was failing her class and now I have a C? Like I’m not complaining but also I didn’t do anything. Pity points I guess

This is canon devsis told me themselves

Beast Parents be like:

the voice of the devil

Little guys they don't know what they are doing I love them 😭😭😭

lol I guess. AU things

wish we had more internal organ emojis

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead