Underrated Form Of Humor: Just Making Shit Up In Past Tense

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

I WAS BORN WAITING

For that something.

Just one something.

I was born, something?

i was born...

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g3nd3rflu1db1tch

1 year ago

We got the 2 genders failure wife and superior husband

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

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g3nd3rflu1db1tch

6 months ago

Wiggle

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g3nd3rflu1db1tch

5 months ago

I enjoy posting about worrying things in the middle of the night because there is a none 0 chance that either my gf or one of my friends will see it. And if they don’t see it right after I post it they’ll sure see it in the morning when they check tumblr. They may or may not bring it up and I may or may not have to come to the terms that having a staring contest with a hallucination isn’t healthy and I should probably go out to the living room where my brother is playing video games so he can help ground me and drag me back to reality. But he’s sick and I have schoolwork.

(If any of you guys see this I promise I’m probably fine I’m having my mom ask about therapy at my med check on the 20th)

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stuff to send my gf no context at 3am

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g3nd3rflu1db1tch

11 months ago

I’m like 99% sure I have some kind of learning disability because words hard. But like reading them. Me and a friend are working on a slideshow for our honors history final and in the time I’ve made 1 slide she’s made like 5 because I physically could not read the article I was using as a source.

And it isn’t like this is the first time it’s happened. This girl letting me copy her work is the ONLY reason I’m passing that class. Mostly because the class is literally everything I was moved out of regular history last year. Last year regular history was all physical paperwork and stuff and honors was mostly quick presentations you made in like 15 and then presented (it was also usually in groups so I usually just let them make the slides and then I presented because I actually like talking in front of people). But this year honors history is all physical work from the books and this is only the 3rd presentation we’re doing.

English class is also my enemy. And biology. But the biology teacher is my old soccer coach so he’s a little bit easier on my because I’m one of his “special kiddos”. The English teacher however has this savior complex thing going on where she’s all like “I wanna help you find ways to want to learn” and “I just know you can do so much better if you just tried a bit more” and other typical copy paste teacher wanting to help the neurodivergent kid stuff like that.

But I’m also like 90% sure she bumped my grade up no reason because like a month ago I was failing her class and now I have a C? Like I’m not complaining but also I didn’t do anything. Pity points I guess

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g3nd3rflu1db1tch

2 months ago