SOUTH PARK MUSIC HEAD CANNONS⁉️
STAN:
Radiohead (hes.. a little bit of a ceeep, maybe a weirdo even)
Weezer (he’s such a fucking looser)
The Cure (based)
The Smiths (Bro is NOT aware of the morrisey scandals)
Deftones (he gets barely any game)
Bahaus
Primus
Siouxsie and the Banshees (he had a small goth phase, he was probably only introduced to the basics)
The entire Rocky horror picture show soundtrack (trust me please hear me out)
KORN
Metalica
Pantera
Judas Priest (BASED)
Black Sabbath
Slayer
Nine inch nails
The Living tombstones (he had a closeted fnaf creepy pasta phase and we all know it)
KYLE:
The beastie boys (he likes Jewish Rap)
Alice In Chains (BASED)
Marina and the diamonds
Mary J bilge (SHE CAN ADD WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY 🔥🔥)
The Cure (cannon)
Beck
Them crooked vultures
The smashing pumpkins (specifically 3 songs)
311
Gorilaz
Weezer (hes just like buddy holly, and a fucking looser)
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Queen
Black Sabbath
Billy idol
Ben folds five
Tears for fears
Depache mode
Soft cell
Duran Duran
Tears for fears
KORN
Eminem
Blue öyster cult
Blu Cantrell
The Smiths
Bôa
(I have a full playlist of this one)
KENNY:
Insane Clown Pussy
Blink 182
Weezer (LOSER)
MSI (listened to it illegally anyways so he wasn’t too sad about the news)
Primus
Eminem
Sir Mix a lot
Lemon demon (Two trucks holding hands)
Ayesha erotica
Kesha
All the Sailor moon themes (he watches sailor moon with Karen and he got into it)
Devo
Oingo boingo
Wesley Willis
CARTMAN:
Lady Gaga
Britney Spears
Katy Perry
Mitski (HEAR ME OUT OKAY, HIS MOM LIKES HER)
Marina and the Diamonds (bro relates to some of the songs)
Grimes
MSI (he doesn’t care to download stuff illegally, but he is a bit sad about the pedofillia part)
Ayesha Erotica (he eats every fem outfit he does he has to get his cunt serving genes from somewhere)
Melanie Martinez (he thinks he’s so badass listening to mad hatter but he’s actually just a fuckass)
PRIMUS
Wesley Willis
Alright so that’s my list I’m tired and I am being thrown around by adventure time and South Park like a tennis ball so I am not fully tisming out on South Park yet (might not be fully accurate)
Wait I’m OP, you’re NOT supposed to guess the letters on the glasses tests??
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
man what the hell…….
Drew Komeada zonked off of his shits
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS MICHEAL JACKSON JUST SAID A SLUR 😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯
*speaks into news reporter microphone* Do you believe in barbrady and classi being besties yes or no? *Holds up the news reporter microphone to you*
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if u saw this no u didnt
ohhh so hes pathetic. ok. got it. Deploy The Hyperfixation
simon accepting himself and realizing that his biggest contribution to the world was not destruction and madness while he was the ice king, but the unconditional guidance and support he gave his loved ones as simon >>>>
sheldon and penny doing the 'series of questions guaranteed to make you fall in love' thing and the end result being 'I do feel closer to you' and 'our newfound intimacy' but it being not at all romantic is one of my favourite things
THE COOLEST GUY TO EVER LIVE and Peppenis