Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this
Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced
Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico
Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA
Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan
There are only 5 million people in Norway
ok so in the kim possible game “what’s the switch” drakken and ron switch bodies and kim and shego have to save them, but the loading screens are of drakken and ron fighting and one of them is this so basically drakken is crying because ron is going to rip a picture of him and shego up and now i’m crying he cares about her so much
Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake
Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards
Parent:
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Modern Knife Types / Blade Shapes
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i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet
Lover's touch
Shego came out of the bathroom, the hot steam coming after her.
It had been a bad day, stresfull, exhausting, and tedious, those new recruits were an absolute mess.
She saw Drakken already clean, just with his pijama pants reading a book against the bedhead. He gave her a look and similed, and taking off his lecture lenses he left them and the book on the littl night table.
She unwrapped the towel that was on her head, holding the wet hair, and left it resting on her shoulders.
-May I?- He asked, pointing at the hair dryer and the brush on the boudoir
Se didn't answered, just sitted on the bed, and he took the objects before following her.
Drakken dryed her hair, and when it was dry enought he took the brush and carefully passed it on her hair, smelling her shampoo, and followed with his open hand the trail that it had formed, feeling the softenss of the little waves, making sure that it wasn't tangled anymore, and then skipped to the next area to keep brushing it.
She let out a soft sigh and closed her eyes, enjoying the tact of his hands and relaxing at the soft pull that the brush going from the top of her head to the end of her hair was causing.
He enjoyed the little sound that she made out of satisfaction, his heart helplessly skipping a beat.
When they were done he let a little kiss on her shoulder, she took his shirt and got into the bed, and after letting his tools where they belonged he got himself into the bed with her, where he belonged.
Shego made her way up to his chest, and stroked his cheek, her hand climbing up to reach his hair, and gave him a small kiss.
-Thank you, Drew- She said resting on his chest.
He couldn't resist to pass his hand over her back, her shoulders, all over her hair, and melted blizzed out in love when her rythmic breath told him that she had already fall asleep.
God, how he adored that woman.
This whole thing has shown me that i can't live without you
The celebration ended.
Little by little they all went home, and that led them to also decide to go home.
-The jungle lair is destroyed, and we either have the island one-
-Can't we just go to a hotel? I am dead tired-
-Deal-
When they entered the room they realized that, for the first time since all that alien madness had begun, that they were alone.
And now standing there in the faint artificial light, tired, with the excitement gone and their feelings compleatly clarified, they decided to simply ignore the fact that there was only one bed in the place.
His eyes connected, and Drakken was the first to move, trapping her in his arms.
Anyone would have expected, by witnessing that scene, that Shego was about to send him flying away with a plasma shot.
Anyone would have been surprised to see Shego moving her hands to his back, sharing an embrace that tried to express everything that they had both realized.
They separated, and without saying anithing more they layed down in bed, ready to sleep all what they had’nt rested in almost 2 days.
Mama Lipsky would probably pressure them, but little or nothing mattered to get married now or later.
After all, besides clearing their names, all thar stuff made them see that the had in common that they would not endure a life without eachother.
Not the same.
The nurse left the little bump in his arms, and the extra weight attracted his gaze to his chest to look at the little newborn creature.
He looked at her gently rounded face and her sharp chin, her thin nose, the tone of her pale skin with a slightly green halo, much more normal than theirs, still unusual for any human being.
Above her head, a small tuft of wavy tangled hair, as black as her barely existing eyebrows.
Finally she opened her eyes, and the emeralds that were discovered led him to place a kiss on her forehead, making her frown. He laughed at the familiarity of the expression that such a small being could generate in him.
-You know, Shego? - He called softly, sitting on the bed next to the exhausted woman who rested with her eyes closed and her hands on her belly. -Back when we were villains you used to tell me I could never manage to convince you about the clone stuff- He leaned over the tangled little blanket again and kissed her cheek. -And now look at this little cute-
Shego looked at the baby, and smiled softly
-Giving birth to your daughter is quite not cloning, Drakken-
Private property
-Umm... Shego?- Athena asked, calling her attention. -You see, I know you told me to don't get into your room, but I was just looking for some makeup and I found this- She raised her hand and showed up a Drakken's picture covered with green pencil hearts, the words "My mad, evil angel" above his head. -Do you wanna explain this?-
Shego glared at Athena, no expression on her face -Sorry kid, you don't need to know anything about it.-
-But you and he...-
-Case Closed- Shego concluded, getting up and snatching the photo from her hands to disappear down the corridor.
That time she told them (lV).
When Athena woke up she felt a hand petting her hair. Shego was hugging her, lying over the blankets. The warm of her body was welcomed, and she had the urge to tell her calmly, yet tears escaping her eyes, that Kim started dating Ron
-The bufoon, you mean?- -His name is Ron. He's really nice, don't be rude-
Shego asked if she had told her how she felt, and at the negative answer she encouraged her to do so.
-It's pointless.- Athena's voice came lazily and resigned. -They're not gonna stop dating. I'll just humilate myself.-
-If Drakken wouldn't had taken the risk of humilation - Shego said amusedly as she spotted him stepping into the room - You wouldn't be here lying in our bed right now-
Athena took the plate that Drakken had brought her and smiled a bit, lightened up.
Drakken smiled delightedly at the mordant comments directed at his hot cakes.
I think these ones are kind of short i’m still satisfied with them tho.
This whole thing has shown me that i can't live without you: I absolutly loved when Ron told that to Kim on the Graduation episode, it was just SO CUTE that I had to do something like that.
Not the same: This one came to me on the Kimitation episode, and after meeting a friend’s baby that i swear looks exactly like his wife.
Thank you for reading :3
For those who do not have Twitter, Bob Schooley posted a Kim Possible series bible on there today. This contains material on the basic outline for the series. This was made about two years before the first episode was aired. There is so many amazing things in here that ended up being changed or did not happen or appear in the show entirely. A must look for any hardcore KP Fan!
Mixed vibes
The only thing Athena hated more than her parents fighting, was her parents agreeing on something.
Every time it happened, they were all joy and laughter, until the joy passed and their smiles slowly faded, and they stared deeply into each others eyes and started to get closer, and she could feel a different kind of spark between them.
-Athena, dear- Drakken would always say without breaking eye contact with Shego -Be a good girl and stay away for a couple of hours, would you?
He didn't even needed to complete the sentence for her to storm out the lair.
The rose's thorns.
Shego loves to be offered wealth and power, dates to expensive restaurants and boring theater performances that she would gladly reject, if she weren't a maneater.
She likes to see men humiliated for their enjoyment.
She loves spending thousands of dollars on a necklace she will never wear and take rides on private planes and transatlantic cruises to private islands.
Drakken loves to see Shego flirting.
He loves that when men see her it takes less than a second until they kneel before her, ready to do absolutely everything she asks them to.
Drakken enjoys seeing her face of satisfaction when, after each of those dates she turns his back on them and it is his car where she ends up walking to.
The feeling of self-sufficiency that fills him when Shego, a woman who could have any man on the planet, lefts them with a broken heart to return to his side each time is just a plus that boosts his ego
The wicked taste they share at destroying each one of them is just the cherry of a cake they rather to enjoy in a more intimate way
That time she told them (ll)
When at the middle of a bad movies marathon she slipped out that the girl she had a crush on was in fact the Kim Possible they hesitated and argued a bit, but accepted it after she told them that even if she was all head over heels for her, she would never ever leave them in order to go running over the world all goody two-shoes saving the world.
Shego joked about convencing the little princess to join them, and leaned her head against Athena's.
Let's say it was the stress
The first time she kissed him (like, not in control of any mood-a-thing) it was out from nowhere.
It was just that she couldn't stand listening to him anymore, so she pulled him from his lab coat and slammed her lips into him's, closing her eyes.
As she felt him slowly yet firmly putting his hands around her hips and back, to hold her closer, she opened her mouth to deepen the kiss.
The velvet sensation from their dancer tongues made her go dizzy, and when he cupped her cheek with one hand while his vines took it's place on her back, she wondered why it had taken her so long to teach him when to zip it.
Skyline window
You look out the window, watching the birds taking flight to sail the blue sky.
They leave, and you're sure they will not come back. And you yourself would not return if you could go.
You would like to leave everything behind, forget everything ... lose yourself in another kind of blue.
You regret it, because you wake up in the same way you woke up the day after your wedding, with a man (a good man) you do not love.
You feel like that princess of your daughter's story, who sings from the top of the tower, yearning for love and freedom.
She could stand it, her eyes didn't knew beyond what her tower allowed her to see.
But you, who knew the world and saw it submitted before you -before him-, you who were the queen of lands and seas, who loved with madness and passion the breeze, the power, who loved... you can not live behind a window just watching to the horizon, waiting for a blue flash that announces himself as a prelude to the global ecatombe. You don't want to live like that, as well as you know you shouldn't want it to happen.
You, Miss Go (Madam Barkin) should not love evil, because you are good. And yet you love it.
You love the freedom that it offered; or rather, you love the one who once offered it to you.
So, I started thinking that, as my exams are comming,it may have not been such a good idea to get obsessed over this ship, but as I can’t help it I will just go along with it.
Mixed vibes: So, my headcannon is that as Athena was capable to get Kim’s spark, she may be able to notice many kind of sparks. My favorite moment of the movie was whenShego and Drakken agree on the “Or Kimputer, Kimputer is good too” “Yeah, it is” part, and the idea just poped into my head so naturally...
The rose's thorns: I once saw a comic showing something like this, but the image of them that I have in my head is of a flirty Shego and a very conceited, smug Drakken that just loves to show off that it is him and no one else the person that that beautiful woman loves in the wickedest way he can.
Skyline window: I really love the what if of a good Shego after Stop Team Go, but as a faithful shipper I can't just stop thinking that she would eventually start to miss him or her previous life (With the single fact that her normal self hates coco-moo, but she uses it all shiny and stuff on that episode to back me up)
Also, I’ve been thinking on that wanted for all (all of us, I have to admit x3) Parent!Drakken Teacher!Shego AU, wondering if I should do it just in ficklets or as a whole fick by it’s own.