Always Quite Disconcerting Existing Off Of Tumblr Where Most Of The People I Interact With Aren’t One

How does Taika Waititi (and honestly every single person who works on more than one film project, like, ever) have time for all that?? I have to read one (1) book within the span of a month and absolutely lose it

There’s no way I’m just now finding out Beetlejuice Candlestick plays satan in Good Omens

Some people relate to Crowley through sarcasm, or an unnatural ability to look stylish at any (most) given moment, or crippling self doubt, or being so in love with your best friend that you can’t see how much they love you back.

Personally, I relate to Crowley because my hair is red and my car caught on fire.

I am very careful about making sure that my sound is all the way off when I open apps just in case, so why is it that, with the sound all the way down, Spotify thought it a good idea to blast the Inside soundtrack at 7:30 in the morning?

Assistant Manager Guillermo De La Cruz pictured here in 2009. Currently he is checking out a customer 🏳️‍🌈.

2nd lunch period breathing air not knowing someone got peppersprayed in the cafeteria ten minutes ago:

Me starting season 2: It’s quite common for the second part of a three-part series to have the main characters split up the whole time. It’s cool that Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t— oh

What kind of instinct is it when you have to urge to store Things in various round containers?

I don’t keep up much with the Olympics, but every time I see someone got sick, or fell, or got hurt, or whatever, I just feel so bad. These people have worked so hard for so long, and some of them might never get another chance ):

Thinking about the bookshop being used by Aziraphale as a metaphor for Crowley (something something yellow eyes yellow room). Thinking about the Metatron passing the bookshop (Crowley) to Muriel and saying it’s in good hands.

Thinking about Aziraphale saying my bookshop (Crowley).