What A Time To Be Alive

what can i say, i was charmed by the lovely drawings and giant tardigrades

the WondLa trilogy by Tony DiTerlizzi is absolutely my autism hyperfixation and if everyone does not read it right now i’m going to freak out

how'd these guys keep getting into my bedroom?

oh boy it sure is a mighty fine day to be sellin’ a whole truck-load of gas-o-line

bold of you to post this a wall away from me. I will make you go to bed don't test me

god why do finals suck ass. essay after essay after timed exam essay after essay after exam. in four days. dont be a history major kids, it isnt worth it /j

finally after absorbing Tumblr posts on pintrest for 8 years i've caved and made a blog. absolutely nothing can go wrong with this decision.

I feel like the world would be a better place if everyone was just, like, 20% more scared of driving/cars in general

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

UPDATE:

they're home and I love them

I LOVE LIFE

I don't want to "go on dating apps" or "play the feild" I want to do what my hero dan howell did and have the first and only person I date be my soul mate, only date that one person for the rest of my life, and then proceed to make it everyone else's problem is that to much to ask?

me I fear

Being a grown man phannie is so funny like it’s one thing to get home from high school and binge dan and phil videos but I am a literal therapist mass reblogging dnp posts in my office between clients. Terrible influence indeed

honestly same

omg sorry for reblogging that ai art of that grasshopper i did not know it was ai and i don't fuck with that shit. i was like half asleep and forgot to look closely at it i just saw big grasshopper and clicked reblog