I Will Be Telling My Children And Grandchildren About This Saga I Stg

my new years resolution is to create a "Doctor" list where if you're on it you can only refer to me at Doctor once I get my Psy.D. Currently the only person on this list is my mom's boyfriend because, according to him, "non-medical" doctorates dont count, and he won't call anyone without a medical degree "Doctor". He'll be in for a rude awakening soon

the thought of this alone is sending me in into psychological distress

hozier covering misty mountains when

how famous do i have to get to be able to do a photoshoot recreating all of these photos

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

yall I got fire web creation and disease inducement. I am a god of destruction.

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

when will my gay dads return from the war

everyday i wake up expecting wdapteo in my notifs and everyday im HUMILIATED

genuinely loosing my mind I can't believe they announced it like THIS

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with them

modern day Arthur Conan Doyle

yadda yadda objects in motion yadda yadda yadda

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time