Found this naturally? Huh....
little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now
mood
Dante deadass spent this entire episode brooding because Patty got mad at him </3
Sweetheart it’ll be ok if you apologize to her for the joke you made stop overthinking.
This may SEEM low effort, but I had to fill in the wall in the back.
The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
#wonderous #dragonball
Buk
So a blizzard is....?
The thing about myths is that ultimately they're just made-up stories. There is no such thing as the most real version, as there is no such thing as the most valid shape of a shadow. Light source changes, and it's completely different again. Historical records of different sources are naturally their own thing, but as far as myths are myths, every variation of the same tale is still just as much another valid variation of it. You can just fucking say whatever.
The earth turns cold and dark and fruitless in the winter because Persephone has returned to the underworld to stay with Hades, and Demeter grieves being apart from her daughter. Ice and frost form beautiful flowers in your windows because Persephone is pegging him.
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For you because you are reading this and therefore acknowledging my existence ♥️ happy cheese eating
I want to drink the blood of my enemies, but i also wanna just chill. I'm capable of neither so i screech like a dumpster rat :D
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