What Should've Happened

Izzy singing a song from the 1940s in the 1700s is peak historical accuracy, no notes

it is so beyond fucking funny to me that azirphale knew exactly what he was doing when he threatened to never speak to crowley again. because the world could end and yeah he'd be a little torn up, but never talking to aziraphale again?? well you should've said something earlier let me alter the fabric of the universe and stop fucking time so i can still listen to my husband talk about old books.

Oh my god they got him

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

How would that work exactly?

Just a thought. When Crowley prevented Elspeth from comitting suicide, we as a fandom assumed that it was because he didn't want the girl to end up in Hell. But what if it was more than that? We have confirmation from Neil himself that Elspeth and Wee Morag were intended to be a couple. And seeing how Wee Morag saw grave robbing as a morally wrong thing, and she only agreed to do it to help Elspeth, I think it's fair to say that when she died, she ended up in Heaven. As such, if Elspeth would've comitted suicide, the two of them would have ended up in differite afterlives. And maybe Crowley knew that. And maybe the reason he persuaded Elspeth to live a good life was that so she could be reunited with Wee Morag in the afterlife. And if he did do that, what a romantic gesture.

One of my favorite comics ever

Reposting this because I love it.

That’s it. That’s the reason.

-the bookshop-

aziraphale, returning from edinburgh: *enters*

crowley, lounging in a chair, flipping through a sketchbook: you could've asked me to pose, you know

aziraphale, exasperated: now where did you get that?

crowley, smirks: I think you know

aziraphale, embarrassed: it's private

crowley, looks at him, amused: private? really?

aziraphale, sighs: I was simply perfecting a craft and you're, well...

crowley, still smirking: what?

aziraphale, clears his throat, mumbles: an aesthetically pleasing model

crowley, having the best day of his existence: what?

aziraphale, having the worst day of his existence: it really is none of your business

crowley, throws him a pencil: go on. I want to see you do it

aziraphale, hesitates: is now really the best time?

crowley, getting comfortable: yes. get on with it

aziraphale, takes the sketchbook: fine. have it your way *drags a stool over*

crowley, relaxed: I like them, by the way. you make me look good

aziraphale, concentrating: that isn't me

crowley: ...

crowley, blurts out: shall I take my clothes off?

aziraphale, pauses for a moment: not if you want this to get done

crowley: *smirks*

This is literally perfect

they aren't talking

but their wings still make a heart 🩷

VAVOOM!

Get them wet and staring into each other's eyes, all right. I will personally see to it. >:)

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Tired of the angst, now manifesting this attitude from Crowley when Aziraphale shows up next in S3:

"SuPrEmE aRcHaNgeL AzIRaPhAle"