If You Call Women “females” I Automatically Do Not Trust Or Like You

tomorrow’s the big day

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality

anyone: how do you do *simply and mundane thing*?

me, someone who has been on auto pilot all my life: um..

wow! all bosses are corrupt

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

a level in a game: *has glowing mushrooms*

me: such incredible world building….. impeccable level design…… the cinnamon tography……..

first is mine/reclaimed, second is op’s/original (i hate the original so god damn much it triggers so much dysphoria for me) (im sorry idk how to draw a wheelchair)

-This is Elijah, they are 15 years old.

-Elijah is genderfluid but usually male, on female/neutral days they go by Ellie, they go by either he/him or they/them pronouns. 

-Eli has to be in a wheelchair most of the time, they have severe chronic pain and issues with muscle weakness/balance, though they can stand they can’t do so for long and it puts them in extreme pain.

-They are autistic, and openly so, they stim constantly, and their biggest special interests are space, old cartoons, and astrology (they’re a libra sun, virgo moon and taurus rising!).

-Big disaster bi, always confused and has absolutely no idea what’s going on ever, but also very bi and a hopeless romantic and gets crushes on everyone who’s even mildly attractive or who’s ever nice to them, they have a boyfriend (who I’ll post soon) whose the light of their life and they love.

-Their family is very accepting of them, and their 3 younger siblings absolutely adore them as their big sibling

-They have a service dog (A golden retriever) named Scotch, who they love a lot and they are rarely seen without

-Elijah reeeaaalllyyy likes puzzles, they do like a lot of jigsaw puzzles in their spare time, and are really good at them.

bless ur soul.........

Unisex Mega Man fashion board with baggy clothes and a lot of blue for @adhdcius !!

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i know i missed 4/13 but anyway im planning on starting homestuck