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I WAS EATING STUFF AND FOUND THIS EYE. I ATE IT AND THIS RED STUFF STARTED POURING OUT FROM INSIDE THE EYE!!! i’m scared. please help

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I wish i was joking when i said that everytime an ash wednesday mass happened at my all girls catholic school, when the sign of the cross was drawn with ash on our foreheads, they fucking played Ashes by Celine Dion from Deadpool.

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I had a dream where me and my dad wanted to recreate endgame (like just the two of us for EVERY CHARACTER), because of how much we hated it (the ending). And while we were setting up camera’s, like fucking professional ass film crew stuff, I spotted something outside, and went to chase it, when I got outside I saw four cats sitting neatly in a row, staring at me and my dad. The one on the far right had the longest face ever, the one to the left of it, was basically a floating ball of dust with two piercing yellow eyes, the furtherest on the left was innocent looking tabby cat, and the one to the right of that was a scrawny looking hairless cat. We chased them away, and that’s when I woke up.

"do that in your own time" TO AGENT STONE WHILE HE WAS TIED UP HELLO????? WHAT MOVIE DID I JUST WATCH

Update! (This is my friend’s notes)

Wake up in a tavern morning

Find Matt and an unknown man talking about it

Unidentified man: his husband Teldon.

Matt tells us we are in a loop. Only remember it, but actions have not happened yet. Happens when we sleep??

Elberos makes 20 tacos in 5 minutes.  

A cult called Xenk - in the town, worships 'the one who waits'. Stolethe village - the reason why Matt has no family.  

Matt offers something to help or memories. A potion.  

The daughter (preteen) has a necklace that makes her invisible/unknown to the senses.

Elberos does a backflip (successfully)

We drink the potion, but Elberos drink too much and pass out. We tried to wake him, but he wouldn’t.

decide to stay up past midnight - test theory about resetting at 12pm.  

We got to the tavern and ordered food - The man in the red cloak (snail?) has already paid the exact amount. (Again)

3 people sitting off to the side - joined by Matt Teldon and their daughter.  

Matt?? I think is not eating food.  

Food could possibly be resetting thing.  

They still haven’t figure out that the NPCs are based off of the D&D movie characters. Also, the town name is Gallifae. The One Who Waits is based off the one who waits/

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.