What The Fuck is This Monstrosity

I CALLED OVER A YEAR AGO THAT BENOPHIE WOULD BE THE NEXT BRIDGERTON SEASON. I WAS SO RIGHT!

Me: Aw hell yeah! Renata Sorrah, the Brazilian actress has come out as biseuxal at age 76!!

My friends:

I fucking crippled the bard.

I don't care if this is a fucking ground hog day situation, he gonna stay paralysed.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

I had a dream where me and my dad wanted to recreate endgame (like just the two of us for EVERY CHARACTER), because of how much we hated it (the ending). And while we were setting up camera’s, like fucking professional ass film crew stuff, I spotted something outside, and went to chase it, when I got outside I saw four cats sitting neatly in a row, staring at me and my dad. The one on the far right had the longest face ever, the one to the left of it, was basically a floating ball of dust with two piercing yellow eyes, the furtherest on the left was innocent looking tabby cat, and the one to the right of that was a scrawny looking hairless cat. We chased them away, and that’s when I woke up.

spoilers for ToH Watching and Dreaming under the cut!

FIRST: meeting Papa Titan???? They were so sweet, and the fact he was wearing Eda’s shirt was awesome. The fact that he is what they live on? The fact that King literally grew up on his father? He or Luz probably have woken up in the middle of the night and gone, ‘shit, that’s horrifying. but also weirdly realistic.’

SECOND: Luz dying and then getting that awesome power up??? AW-MAZING!!! She looked fire. What is it with two sapphic/recent animated Disney shows having a character die and then get awesome powers or the other way around.

THIRD: LUZ GOT HER QUINCE I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!

Just RSVPd to this, knowing fully well that I will have to stay up until 1am on a school night to do this, and I will most likely get in trouble.

Just watched it, and uh, 2, 5, 6, 9 all happened or sort of happened.

Also, I need pt2 to come out as soon as possible (I do not want the creators to feel pressured)

But I have some feeling that Sony will decide to fucking cancel the sequel and we'll be left on a cliffhanger.

YES!!!!!!!! That would be perfect!

I’m sorry, but if at the end of Bridgerton S3 doesn’t have Pen and Colin hosting a masquerade ball and Benedict dancing with a woman in silver and her running away at the end of the episode and her butler/maid friend asks her; “Everything alright, Miss Beckett?” and then the episode cuts to black. I. Will. Riot.

Tails didn’t even have a SECOND, Shadow is a fucking MENACE