My Mother Just Said "fucking Trump Is God" So That's How Insane His Supporters Are

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𐙚1. follow me in this beautiful love story

They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

oh yeah cause it’s so incredibly heterosexual to give your homie prostate orgasms when he gets on your nerves a little. give me a break

WHAT THE FUCK IS TH9ISK

Heres the link shawtys

happy Thursday the 20th

Normal conversations to have on the plane

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Commission piece for lillithdv8. Thank you for your endless patience with me and for providing such a lovely prompt to work with.

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The Slytherin Skittles sitting by the black lake

Barty: So Evan, about that date on Friday?

Evan: Shagging in the morning instead of the evening barely counts as a date Crouch.

Barty: Yes it does! Dorcas, shagging in the morning counts as a date right?

Dorcas: If it's just shagging and nothing else afterwards, it's only a date if you didn't share a bed the night before.

Evan: Thank you, at least someone agrees.

Barty: Fine, we won't share a bed the night before.

Evan: Oh you're such a pretentious arsehole, Reggie are you hearing this?

Regulus: Huh?

Pandora: I think Regulus is a bit preoccupied with James Potter and his current lack of a shirt.

Pandora:*passing him some water* Here, you look thirsty.

Sirius: The only rule is no dating my brother

James: Got it

*Sirius finds out about Jegulus*

Sirius: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DATE MY BROTHER

James: You never said anything about your cousin