TFW You Recall An Intense Memory From Your Past, Remember Your Main Quest, But Then Get Immediately Sidetracked

This always got me laughing for three whole years straight since I first read it

My Gabriel hot take is that the reason he’s Like That in season one is because God designed him to be someone who is really passionate about, like, operating charcoal grills and experimenting with microbrewing, and he’s not getting appropriate enrichment in Heaven, which is leading to behavioral issues.

My ideal season 3 Gabriel plotline would be that he has chilled out into a friendly, weirdly well-adjusted guy whose deepest desire is to host barbecues. I also think he should have decided, apropos of nothing, that Aziraphale and Crowley are his best friends, with seemingly no understanding that Crowley holds a grudge and would immolate him at the first opportunity. He calls them frat bro names like “Big Z” and “Crow Man,” and wants to invite them over for board game and charcuterie nights and Beelzebub has to be like “babe they absolutely do NOT want to come over for board game and charcuterie nights.”

so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50

Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross

no I reclaimed it I’ve died before

on one hand i’m jealous of my cat because he gets to sleep all day, gets fed his favourite food and gets cuddles all the time. on the other hand if i were a cat i would never be able to properly comprehend or appreciate one piece. so i think im ok as a person

new economy opened up for train men fans

…THE POWER OF HAHA FUNNY !!

wallpaper version if anyone wants here :]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

Honestly, if the 'Sir Crocodile is Luffy's other dad' theory ever did come true, Oda truly is the only author I can think of that could get the normie audience to empathize with and actively like a pregnant trans man