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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

please be aware

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

you know what time it is- quoting all the stupid shit my friends have said

prank day edition -

'THEY MOVED MR. (INSERT NAME HERE)'S DESK INTO THE HALLWAY'

'god ive been here for half an hour and the cockroaches get me everytime'

'THEY DREW A PENIS'

so uh will you b my moot? :o

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

I saw you wanted asks, so here you go

1. Favorite tv show/movie?

2. Favorite artist/genre?

3. If you could be an animal for a day, which one would you pick and why?

4. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

Have a nice day honey! 💙

HI!

my favorite show (not animated) is friends or criminal minds, and my favorite movie is dogma or scream

my favorite artist is green day or cavetown or nirvana, and my favorite genre is hard rock or indie

cat, bacause i act a lot like a cat

coffee cause im a sleep- deprived rat :)

your scary tho.

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

You like them silly monkey boys who don’t know what communication is???

yes. cause i am one except i have reject my mortal flesh

*weirdness wave* Hehehehe! I'm here now! To throw glitter everywhere!

hehe hi :) thank you for saying hi :3

your fav animal? And WHY is it your fav?

Koi fish or black cats. because why not