Why The Fuck Am I The Way I Am

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

I feel like I’m already dead but I have to keep on living

Prev: Sparkle (Honkai Star Rail), Tsukasa (Toilet-Bound Hanako Kun), Monokuma (Danganronpa), Miu Iruma (Danganronpa)

I'm not too familiar with all of them (so I'm sorry if this is wrong/annoying!), but I've at least seen most of them, so my take is that you tend to obscure things behind a facade as a coping mechanism. This persona is probably a little chaotic and cheeky (bordering on concerning/abrasive at times?). The inclusion of Monomuma is particularly interesting to me, since from my understanding it's more of a puppet than anything, so I'd like to add something about you being scared of having nothing behind your facade, or even a lack of control over your own performativity/actions. This would also fit well with Sparkle since she seemed somewhat deterministic (in her devotion to her Eon (?)) to me from what I've seen.

My continuation:

Nikolai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kashiki Yuno (MILGRAM project), Hoshino Ai (Oshi no Ko), Furina de Focalor (Genshin)

Making a tag game cause I can

Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters

No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3

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