crimson forest phone backgrounds
i genuinely can't think clearly anymore because the line "my future is your future" sounds so devastatingly romantic out of context, something you would confess breathlessly to your lover, who isn't sure if being with you is worth whatever happens in the future, a line that tethers soulmates together, a line Achilles would probably whisper to Patroclus when the war comes knocking on their door, but then you remember that it's actually from a popular minecraft streamer panicking while taking an "Are You In Love With Your Best Friend?" quiz in front of 2k+ people and aforementioned best friend, who was eating McDonald's french fries the entire time.
some posters i made ;)
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i want to climb this man like a tree
foolish definitely likes to be slapped, when he’s topping or when he being ridden. Either way, he likes it for sure-
oh 100%, pain and pleasure together would be his favourite thing. When you slap him while riding he would get that dopey grin on his face “again”. ALSO scratching at his back while he’s ontop of you oh my god he would love it so much
Mark your calendar babies
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Ancient Greek
Latin
Spanish
German
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
French
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
refusing to acknowledge any of my actual feelings about tommy’s video by instead focusing on the fact that wilbur wrote “schlatt takes a puff of his cigarette, muscles bulging” in the actual script. muscles. bulging. he wrote down. he. why. okay.
Their audacity
oh i'm sick look at them
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