If You Read In A Frog Paper “specimen Was Released In The Field Immediately After Capture” Chances

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

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3 years ago

Hell, I'm the Old Fart. I'll be 59 in 3 months...

if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

6 years ago
In Case You Are Wondering Why They Are So Eager To Get Kavanaugh Confirmed As Soon As Possible...

In case you are wondering why they are so eager to get Kavanaugh confirmed as soon as possible...

7 years ago
3 years ago

There were two main bonobos used in the tests. This is Ham, who was well known for being very chill and easy to work with. The other, who did a good job but was a nightmare for his handlers was Enos. Or, as they called him "Enos the penis".

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2 years ago

Another classic concept space model kit! I built this one as a kid, and have a couple in my current kit stash, so I can build them properly.

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2 years ago

saw this on twitter and thought it was interesting. put in the tags a game that came out the year you turned 18


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2 years ago

Having worked food service for a lot of years, I was on tenterhooks the entire time...

Cameriere al top!!

9 months ago

When I was in high school, back in the late 1970's, my friends and I would take the bus home each day. We were the typical D&D nerds, with all that and the late 70's implies. We would mess around on the bus, having fun and causing irritation to the rich kids who couldn't drive to school because they were either too young or had their license revoked (There were a surprising number of the latter. )

After we messed around enough, the richies would chide us for acting oddly. They would call us names. So we ran with it. A sample:

My friends and I up to our usual nonsense. Rich kid points at me accusingly: "You're strange!"

Me, pointing to my friend: "No, I'm Weird. He's Strange!"

My friend pointing to his brother: "Yes! I'm Strange, and this is my brother Maladjusted!"

There were up to a dozen of us, all sporting odd monikers, just to further annoy the straights. We'd all introduce ourselves, and bring the level of irritation to a crescendo. It was great fun.

They really hate being called 'weird,' huh?

3 years ago

I approve of this project.

i’m going to start a website and call it “fragile, mediocre white men tell on themselves”

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3 years ago

I'm so glad you said "and". That means you must have done the entire list. I've done several, but not all...

DO NOT INTERACT, if you:

think that the violins are the best part of the orchestra, are from massachusetts, put tupperware in the bottom rack on a dishwasher, solely pee standing up, moved to florida from new jersey/new york/pennsylvania , have gone to disney as an adult, hate mint chocolate chip ice cream, shop at whole foods, put your socks on first and then your shoes (instead of sock, shoe, sock, shoe), hate mayonnaise, like my hero academia, eat your steak medium to well done, go to an ivy league school, hate salt and vinegar chips, dont like the color yellow, have blue eyes, and have EVER eaten at arby’s

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