I Just Think They’d Be Best Friends

Monodeku au where Midoriya is a popular streamer and Monoma is a small streamer with a massive crush on him.

Every Tuesday Monoma streams the sims. Within this sims game, Monomas sim is dating another sim that looks suspiciously like Midoriya.

One day Midoriya discovers Monomas's stream on his side account and becomes an avid viewer.

By accident, Midoriya donates to Monoma on his main twitch account which then causes Monoma to just completely lose it.

pyon pyon

In your DNI, what is “babs?” I don’t know what that means and don’t want to break your personal boundaries (/genuine!)

Thanks!

Thank you so much for asking<33 it means battle axe bisexual who are basically people who believe any mspec identity that's not bisexual is biphobic

I disagree heavily with that and so I would prefer they not interact with me!

I’m so jealous of the IzuOcha color scheme I feel like in a different dimension they’re my otp (yes I made my fankid aesthetic white for the sole purpose that all three of them makes Dangos.) (If Horikoshi can make character just to be puns, so do I.)

Bnha rant #2

THE ECONOMY??? WHAT??? Yes, yes, I can hear you now "but Ghost!! Why are you so distressed about the economy of a fictional world?” To that, my dear reader, I say, I don't know. I had this thought at like 2am last night. It’s all I've thought about for the past few days, so here it is! Basically, if heroes are paid by the government and the government receives that money to pay them back from tax payers. That seems normal right? That’s how schools are funded. But if heroes have to pay for the damage the cause (as shown by mt. lady) and get paid based on how they perform, then what if they just didn't pay for the damages, causing the taxes to go up?

Also, if they performed well but caused a lot of damage (endeavor), wouldn't the taxes in the areas those hero patrol in/mainly work be extremely high? Wouldn't that make people move out? Causing at lot of the other things that are paid for by tax payers to go without pay, making the areas property value go down and basically become deserted?

As a final message: Heroes are unethical (among other things). This rant is just one of my many reasonings for "the bnha government (derogatory)

GOT MY FIRST EVER COMMISSION! Seven hours on her <3

pay him more

more of the batman au

Monoma, after becoming friends with Midoriya: You know [placing a hand on Midoriyas shoulder], I used to get unreasonably excited whenever I got a Twitter notification from you

Midoriya, picking Monomas hand off his shoulder and setting it down: Don't touch me you common whore :/

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Aizawa points at Midoriya, unaware of who he is at first: Do it have a pronoun?

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Shinsou: Midoriya, you come off as distressed. I'm insanely concerned for your sanity whenever I see you.

Midoriya, who was just set on fire: you're so sweet <3

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Tsukauchi: Midoriya, and purple one. How the fuck did you find this place.

Midoriya: My brain shorted out and I got an image from god. I'm the new christ

Shinsou: Now I need to sneeze and see if you'll bless me

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Mei, after fucking up her phone for the 200th time: HELP MY PHONE RANDOMLY STARTED PLAYING BOSS FIGHT MUSIC.

Shinsou: The time has come.

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Midoriya, texting Shinsou as he stands in an alley: Shinsou I was just??? spit on??? no one else is in this alley but me?? and I didn't say anything???

Shinsou: The ghosts are angry, apologize to them.

Dabi, who spit on Midoriya: what the fuck

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Mei: I am on my 6th cup of sunny d

Midoriya: Mei we've talked about this :(

Mei: tatsey orange liqhuesd

Midoriya: No :((

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Midoriya, who hasn't breathed in the last 4 minutes: That was me not breathing :)

Tsukauchi, driving Midoriya to the police station for the 70th time: That's very nice Midoriya.

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Monoma: [tweeting some obnoxious shit about Midoriya, not expecting a reply]

Midoriya: Your spine is my prized possession

Monoma: I'm gonna cry