Ghostdoctor - Ghost

monodeku au where quirks aren't a thing and Midoriya is a regular at this one arcade, so he is ridiculously good at all the games. One day some rando blond (who happens to be named Monoma) shows up. He's playing on Midoriya's favorite cabinet at the arcade so obviously, midoriya has to make fun of how bad he is at it.

Throughout all of his taunting he kept calling Monoma blondie, cause, yk, he's blond. After the game ends Monoma blows up at him.

"Would you stop calling me blondie I have a name for fucks sake, Its Monoma." a looooong intake of breath, then,

"If you think you're suuuuuch a hotshot [eyeroll], let's see you play." Monoma steps aside, motioning to the arcade machine.

Monoma scoffs. Midoriya then decimates Monomas high score and they go on a date. He ends up getting Monomas phone number.

"Under one condition," Midoriya steps up to play, "If I beat your high score, you have to go on a date with me."

(midoriya has been oogling monoma the whole time he played, he's very pretty)

Bnha rant #6

The infamous: Midnights hero costume !

I would hope that we can all come to an agreeance that her hero costume is the worst, even surpassing my hatred of All might's. I adore midnight as a hero but that isn't stopping me from thinking that her hero costume is shit.

For starters there is absolutely no support anywhere on her costume, both support items (there will be a separate rant about a support item for her!) and support for her tits. Like guys,,, she's gonna have such bad back pain. On the note of physical issues as well, what are those handcuffs? They are pointless and have to distracting in battle. The fact that she can fight with those AND in heels amazes me. The handcuffs don't even have a chain connecting them so they can't even be used to apprehend anyone. If anything she should have one pair of handcuffs (like actual functioning handcuffs) on just one of her wrists.

Also, her hero costumes color scheme is bad :( Its not cohesive at all. I think its the yellow or the red that really throws it off. In my opinion If you replaced either all the yellow with red or vise versa it would look better. The thigh-highs that she has on also bug me because they are like a completely different color from everything else.

TLDR: midnight has by far the worst hero costume, from the lack of support both physically and quirk based, the horrible color scheme and unnecessary elements.

(her boots are kinda ugly too :/ thats really just a personal opinion tho)

This is what Caesar looks like to me btw

Uraraka: I heard a really surprising rumor today Aoyama: Really? Only one? I've started at least 16

Theyre all sloshed.

Singing that happy birthday cover started when they were young and they havent stopped since. Ace thinks its beyond cheesy but he lets them have their fun.

HE LOOKS FUCKED UP BASHJBFBH

GHOST YOU CANT MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN KAMIDEKU AND MONODEKU IM HYPER FIXATED ON BOTH OF THEM JUST AS MUCH 😭😭

SO SO SORRY ANON but you know there’s a right answer. There’s always a right answer when Monodeku is involved.