Lonesome Cowboy With A Heart Of Gold Affirmations:

library and information science is fucking crazy. im now reminded of an essay i was reading in the archive journal that strongly implied what i guess was supposed to be a known phenomenon of archivists being sexually attracted to archives (not the materials they contain -- the archives themselves) and just passed right on like it was nothing. The essay wasn't even about that. Of course, this is not surprising to the average nsf(t4t)umblr user, but you gotta understand this was in a real peer reviewed journal

How can we trust historians to tell truth? :(

You can't! Like any academic field, History is a process of publishing findings, getting fact-checked by your peers. Historians aren't allowed to cum unless they're calling someone else a fraud.

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“But their relationship is so fucked up why do you like it?” Brother if you even glanced at the shit I’ve romanticized you’d clutch your pearls so hard your fist would go through your chest

This is what I think would happen if Dave raised Dirk

I just think that angels and robots are inherently linked and therefore should kiss. or fuck nasty idk. something something biologically compatible something something

remind me to watch the strange aeons tumblr etiquette vid so i can post on this app the way its meant to be

Strange Bird

Can we normalize this?

Like please please please??