The Greyhound Is The Fastest Dog Breed In The World. Because Of Their Incredible Speed, They Are Used

middle school feelings adventures

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

Jungkook: Hyung, you deserve an award for putting up with us

Namjoon: No, my members are my award. I don't need anything else

....

Mark: You deserve an award for dealing with us

Taeyong, visibly distressed: Can my award be the dreamies NOT SETTING THE DORM ON FIRE. JISUNG! STOP!

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

Me: “Yeah, my girlfriend—“

Them: “Wait. Your girlfriend? Like boyfriend but a girl?”

Me:

Finn has fire powers that he has a hard time controlling, so Roark’s garbage joke is extra snarky!

Characters belong to @authormagrant from her new book Prince of Air and Darkness, coming Feb 2019!

I updated the Love situation in Shadowhunters

did someone call my name?

Alec: Jace is late.

Clary: How? I had Luke call him at 8 this morning and pretend it was 11.

Isabelle: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we’re starting at 9 instead of noon.

Simon: I set all of his watches and our clocks to say PM when it was really AM.

Alec: Uh, shit. Guys, I think we may have overdone it.

Jace, bursting into the room: WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT?

mood pride