Dear Wlw Who Have Girlfriends:

Yoink

The immortal words of Spider-Man

it be like that sometimes

Finian: Being bi means you can only like two things.

Finian: So I've chosen sarcasm and the Jones twins.

Changbin: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?

Felix: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

Changbin: I see...

— later —

Changbin: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

This tweet was golden,, how could I pass up on this opportunity

WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?

GENDERBENT QUEER KING ARTHUR. IN SPACE.

No, really, Arthur #42 is an Arabic immigrant named Ari on the run from the corporation that pretty much runs the galaxy. She’s also pansexual.

Merlin, who has aged backwards and is now 17, is gay. (Yes, he totally had a thing for one of the previous Arthurs and finds love again this time with one of the crew)

RENFAIRE PLANET. Yes, tacky cheesy renaissance festival themed planet.

With the most badass bisexual queen, Gwen.

Absolutely the most amazingly diverse queer cast. Srsly, of the main crew, there is only one cishet character in the main cast. ONE.

There’s an AroAce knight, a demigender knight and a non-binary knight (who’s pretty much considered the hottest of the crew)

SWORD WIELDING LADIES KICKING ASS. 

it’s a perfect cocktail of Arthurian lore and space opera

DRAGONS

I cannot say much about Morgana without spoilers, but I absolutely love the angle they went with her character.

READ IT NOW. Second book comes out in 2020!

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

did someone call my name?

The seven as Jokes I’ve made about my sexuality

Percy: I am a form of farewell… A good bi  

Jason: what kind of glasses do I wear? Bi-focals 

Leo: If I was a mode of transportation I would be a Bi-cycle  

Frank: If I was a snake I would be a Bithon 

Piper: you should be scared of me I’ll steal your man then seduce you 

Annabeth: when I’m cold I become like an atom, I have Bi-layers 

Hazel: i made a graph about men and women a ven-bi-agram if you will