“Jet Skis Are A Gift From God” My Good Man What The FUCK Does That Mean????? Are You A Cocaine Dealer????

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

sorry for my recent breakdown. do you still think i'm hot?

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

Manic episode has taken on a new phase in which I have taken on the terrible parts of the fictional characters I have been hyperfixated on and now Icannot stop making strange jokes, laughing crudely, or having lustful thoughts about those around me

are you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Does this answer your question:

👁️🫦👁️

😩🫁😩🫄🏼

🧌

Yeah. I think it does. 😼

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

Ugh I think about trans house and Wilson so much

okok but trans house, forgot his t-shot and is very moody and know one knows why then they say a patient has a hormone imbalance and he’s like oh shit (i do this all the time to myself 🙄) but like everyone trying to figure out what’s wrong with him and maybe they don’t know he’s trans and goes to wilson to see if he can help out

THIS IS SO REAL. I feel like House would forget a LOT. Maybe he's too busy with a case, or just literally forgetting to remind himself so he goes a few days without it

He starts getting annoyed easily, or just snapping more often and the fellows are like .... Um? Yeah he can be a jerk sometimes but not for no reason !?

At first, one by one the fellows go to Wilson and kinda dance around the topic like "Yeah is there something going on? Is he OK?" And Wilson's just like "How am I supposed to know???" But the more of them come into his office with the same complaint, he's like Oh.... wait...........

So he shows up to House's office and House is there sitting at his desk and rubbing his temples like "What do you want??? I'm busy." And Wilson kinda just stares at him like,,,

"Did you forget your T shot again?" AND HOUSE LOOKS UP AT HIM AND HE'S LIKE OH MY GOD. WAIT.

I feel like Wilson usually ends up reminding him, bonus points if he's trans too and when he takes his shot he goes to House like "before you forget!!!"

(I want to write an actual fic for this so bad if you couldn't tell.)