He Is NOT He Only Says That To Inflate His Ego So He Continues To Have Paranoid Thoughts About The Rest

You can only reblog this today.

Ted! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them there wasn't any money, and no great home on the Shore drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that could sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well as I can, just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart!

Day 200

HES SO FUNNAAAAAAYYY

Jesus Christ holding a Hatsune Miku plush biblical painting

THANK YOU THANK YOU WHY IS EVERYTHING IN A SINGLE PARAGRAPH THIS HAD TO BE SAID THANK YOU

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

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