Twst Quotes #03

Crying, screaming, throwing up! It's so good, I'm sobbing!

all the self-loathing in the world won’t change a thing (‘cause you can’t go back, darling)

Esdras Al-Ridha is born in 1899, in his mother’s family home. His birth certificate, when it’s written a month later by Dr. Yuriy Rockbell, will declare his name Edward Elric. It will name his mother Trisha, and it will say nothing of her white hair. It will say nothing of the blue desert sky he first opens his eyes under, the way he is passed to relative after relative and is held and blessed by each. (Even before the war, tensions are high, and hatred is brewing. Tirzah holds her newborn son, with eyes as gold as his father’s, and pale-sun hair halfway there, and she decides that if Ishvala wants him hidden, then Tirzah will not brand him where his genes have not.)

MY FRIEND WROTE AN ISHVALAN AU AND I WANTED TO VISUALIZE SOME STUFF WHILE HE WAS SHARING SNIPPETS IN THE GROUP CHAT SO I DREW THESE

I JUST FINISHED READING IT AND IM VERY UPSET AND YOU WILL BE TOO

also hohenheim is from the desert so like… he also gets dark skin.

anyway PLEASE READ THE FIC HERES THE LINK AGAIN

Hind Rajab was a 5 year old girl in Gaza who was killed while she hid alone in a car, along with the paramedics who tried to rescue her. Yesterday students at Columbia seized the administration building and renamed it in her honor.

Gadzooks Bazooka Instagram: gadzooks_bazooka

Remembering #HindRajab & children in #Gaza: This is what the mother of the child, Hind Rajab . https://tmblr.co/ZTeZMyfB_GHeeu00

DrSonnet — هذا ما قالته والدة الطفلة هند رجب عندما سمعت بخبر... (tumblr.com)

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

Twst incorrect quotes#07

Ace: Alright Deuce, Epel. Let's go over this one more time.

Ace: If something breaks?

Deuce: We try to fix it before Yuu gets home.

Ace: If it doesn't work?

Epel: We blame Grim.

Grim: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Vargus: Why are you like this??

Yuu: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Kalim: I'm cold.

Jamil: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Ace: I'm cold.

Yuu: I can't control the fuckin' weather, Ace.

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Riddle: How was your day, Ace?

Ace: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Riddle: Oh? And what does that mean?

Ace: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Vil: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Lilia: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Jamil: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Epel: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Floyd: *is the reason they're crying*

Yuu: *enjoys in silence*

Twist quotes #01

FIRST YEARS' REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD "I LOVE YOU"

Ace: Thanks fam!

Yuu: Oh no…

Jack: *cries* I love you too.

Epel: Sounds fake, but ok.

Deuce: *a flustered mess*

Sebek: Can I get a refund?

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Deuce: Wait. Where's Epel? He loves *insert twst's version of dungeons and dragons*

Ace: I thought you invited him.

Jack: I thought Sebek invited him. 

Sebek: "I thought Sebek invited him"

Sebek: The only person I'll ever invite is Malleus-sama. 

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Ace: So, Duece is late today. Wanna bet why?

Ace: I say he somehow slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. 

Yuu: I bet 50 madol his alarm didn't go off or he was in line at the cafeteria. 

Jack: Take this more seriously! He was clearly taken in his sleep! 

Sebek: I bet he tucked himself in bed too tightly and got stuck. 

Epel: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's more interesting..? 

*Deuce finally arrives*

Deuce: Sorry I'm late, there was a problem in the cafeteria. 

Yuu clapping excitedly: YES! Now hand 'em over bitches! 

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Epel: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Sebek: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. 

Jack: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. 

Ace: I have a piece of graphite in my leg 'cause I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade. 

Deuce: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and pulled it in my hand so I got a bad burn. 

Yuu: I have emotional scars. 

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Jack to the first years: I'd die for you guys. 

Sebek: Then perish. 

Ace: You will. 

Deuce: please don't. 

Epel: Cool. 

Yuu: I'd die for you first. 

Twst quotes #06

Grim: Do you ever think? Because I don't.

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Yuu: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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Yuu, on the phone: So no head?

Yuu: *Breaks Crowley's phone and mask*

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Ace, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?

Deuce:Yes?

Ace: We're in too deep.

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Yuu: If I die you can have what little I own.

Jamil: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Yuu: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Jamil:

Jamil: *Sighs* Let me call Professor Crewel.

Twst incorrect quotes #09

Yuu: You have gone to far. You have captured me. Enslaved your whole dorm. Lied and manipulated me since the very beginning. All that I could forgive. But Jamil…

Jamil: What?

Yuu: A hoodie in this heat?

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Azul: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Or

Yuu to Crowley: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Rook: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vil*

Vil: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I have a MUCH elegant posture, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Yuu: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a fistfight with a student tryna start some shit*

Yuu: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Twst incorrect quotes #11

Cater: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Cater: My Magicam banner photo is a landscape.

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Yuu: Yeah, I don’t like people.

Crowley: Oh, well now that’s not fair Yuu. Have you met all of them?

Yuu: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards! You're a perfect example.

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*Yuu talking about their world*

Yuu: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.

Yuu: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live there.

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Azul, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Idia: ....That’s a gecko—

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*Yuu walking into the dorm leaders meeting*

Yuu: Sorry I'm late.

Yuu: I was doing…

Yuu: Stuff.

Azul: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!