Girlintheblacklodge - [ominous Wooshing Sound]

I want to be the girl with the most cake I love him so much it just turns to hate I fake it so real I am beyond fake And someday you will ache like I ache

Victor Noir’s Magic Metallic Boner

Located in the  Père Lachaise Cemetery is the current home of French journalist Victor Noir and his magic boner. His grave-site comes with a pretty big legend.

As the story goes,those who place a flower in Victor’s top hat, kiss the statue on the lips, and rub its genital area, will find themselves with enhanced fertility, a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, produce a husband within the year.

finished anniversary gift

When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other.

(via budddha)

leave me to my melodrama

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

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人間みかん

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