They Hated Him For His Manwhore Swag And Also The Atrocities

Dom collars. Doms that wear collars. Matching collars with your sub. Matching dog tags. Collared Doms. Owned Doms.

All hail Mihael Keehl, the father of cunt

i just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob

can i be your dog? i can can!? yay! alright, let’s skip to the good part then *hands you a rifle*

Referring to short guys as bite sized because of their height but also because I’m going to sink my teeth into them the first chance I get

It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it

^ boy who gets hard when you talk to him like a dog

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

tbh i talk a lotta shit for someone with a rice purity score of 94