In Cars 2, Mater Tells The Story Of Him Accidentally Taking The Battery Out Of His Friend Luigi, The

the wrong one wins

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

Counter argument:

Will graham looks like a pathetic crusty little white dog undergoing a constant wave of electro-shock therapy while soaking wet from spiraling in a mud puddle.

I sincerely apologize, but I do not get the appeal.

And honestly, if Hannibal didn’t intend for Will to become something beyond his influence and to eventually surpass him; it’s unbelievable how that “I need you docta lecta” moment actually fucking worked. Like yes, Hannibal knew damn well it was a part of Will’s manipulation but….really? That whole grown ass man begging for your attention supposedly under the guise of deception and you aren’t going to at LEAST reconsider your life decisions or methods of experimentation? It’s just sad from both ends. I understand that’s the point of the whole show (and I can’t also not take the power of f@ggotry and all into consideration) but sometimes I’m like…..really? For HIM?

This is inspired by my bestie who is in love with Will and will absolutely not hear out. @nanacriedpower

(Also this is no slander against Hugh Dancy. He is a good looking little lad but I cannot for the life of me see the hypothetical appeal in William Graham.)

i wish i could say i did it for april fools but i forgot that was today I just unironically posted mator x luigi fan fiction

KLANCE TRAINED ME FOR THIS

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

don’t kys queen otherwise you can’t say you survived your codependent homoerotic teenage friendship!!

At the beginning of the first cars movie, a pair of lightning mcqueen superfan miatas flash their headlights at lightning. When they do this, the implication is that they are flashing their tits at mcqueen, a joke aimed at the adults watching the movie with their children. While the moment is brief and no more than a throwaway gag, it provokes many questions for me inregaurds to gender and sexuality in the cars universe. It is scandalous for these cars to show their headlights, to choose immodesty blatantly. For many of the other cars, however, their headlights are always out, and their blatant immodesty is normal and expected. These cars with no covering for their headlights are allowed to be immodest in a way a car through no fault of their own cannot. By the nature of their birth, blinky light cars are forced to conform to a set of morals and modesty that those around them do not. This makes me think of the difference in treatment of men’s tits versus women’s tits. Men can walk around shirtless all they want with no repercussions. It is normal and expected for men to go full frontal at the beach or pool in a way that would be shocking and illegal for women. If anything, efforts to cover men’s tits will be seen as more immodest and more taboo than it is not to cover them. This matches the cars that do not have blinky headlights in the world of cars. In this logic, cars without winky headlights are men, and those with them are women. Women are expected and forced to coverup their boobs because of their average relative size compared to men and social conditioning that sexualizes women’s tits over men’s. Like the cars with headlights that can be hidden, the fat deposits granted to cis women at birth cause them to be othered by the other halfish of society. Women have more there than men most of the time and are motivated to cover up. If you got DDD boobs you’re gonna to want to support them, and consequently cover them. This natural feature of a person leads to them being naturally drawn to a place of modesty. On the winky eye cars, their natural state draws them towards modesty as, at rest, their headlights are closed. While they might not always want their headlights out, likely women don’t always want their tits out, headlights are still an important bodily function for these cars. Do these cars face oppression for their natural traits like women do in our society? If these cars are driving at night, is there the risk that those around them will be distracted by the usage of a stigmatized and sexualized part the same way we stigmatize breastfeeding mothers? 

I NEED THIS SO BAD

My hannibalNBC themed birthday dinner

hannigram core

Ok, but how do Will and Hannibal, like, LIVE together? It's not all fucking and recreational murder.

Like, Hannibal obviously cooks and Will obviously does yard work. Who does the general housekeeping? Hannibal will want to hire someone and Will will be like 'I REFUSE TO HAVE A STRANGER TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF >:('

And then Hannibal will be like 'I'll touch ur sTuFf', but in a weird, Hannibal Way like 'Is it a matter of pride or a safe guard against intimacy? What is a home but an extension of our selves, even our very bodies? Have we not, through our cohabitation, the mingling of our material lives, become more intimate than a simple sweep and dust could ever approach? Tell me, Will, what dust and detritus has settled into the cracks of your being that we, together, have not unearthed into the light?'

And then Will would be like 'I'm going to kill you with knives and hammers, you pretentious fuck.'

And then they have sex on the kitchen floor.

What the fuck was I talking about.