Meeee

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

Is teen wolf in a universe where the bro code doesn’t exist?? Because everyone has dated everyone by now.

EYEBROWS INTENSIFY

This is what happens when I don’t sleep enough and torakodragon and I chat on Skype. Somebody help me please.

(eyebrow game strong)

VALENTINE’S DAY 2014 VALENTINE’S DAY 2015 VALENTINE’S DAY 2016

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

elton john cussing people out in a feather suit is the biggest mood of all the moods

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

People really talk about “problematic” Naruto ships as if we’re not all watching (& enjoying) a show about child soldiers and eyeball theft

Sif: [throws open the door]

Sif: So you two ARE having sex!

Thor and Loki: [sitting on the bed reading books]

Loki: We are? Thor, why didnt you tell me? I would've put my book down

*new yorker voice* bada bing