Someone Tell Me Why Im Suddenly In Love With Kai Parker From Tvd?

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

Burr was so real when he said "talk less, smile more; don't let them know what you're against or what you're for" bc that's my exact mentality when my family starts talking politics.

ao3 author: this chapter is very explicit, I’m sorry for anyone who is uncomfortable with this

me, an intellectual: my brother in Christ, I’ve read and composed things that would make God himself file a restraining order *lights a cigarette* you think this is gonna scare me? I’ve been desensitized since the fanfic trenches of 2012

sorry, did you say,

“toxic, dangerous, sexy af and could probably kill me at any given moment if they wanted”?

…

sometimes you just gotta google a bunch of synonyms

ONE DAY TILL WALLY CLARK BLESSES OUR SCREENS AGAIN

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the safest space bc dido

Chat, is this a safe space to confess that I want Kai Parker to push me through dry wall?

School Spirits x death years

contender for worst post

atla