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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

On this ides of March Caesar is an effigy. A figurehead. A symbol.

We ALL know who we are really stabbing

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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

do not separate them…..

happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

Even though I know them word by word it still feels weird to watch something else while Harry Potter is on TV

Julius caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

Given how the last 02 episode shows that there’s milk in the Digital World (and that’s not a dub censorship thing, it’s in the original as well), and given where milk comes from.

Does that mean, at least in the original Adventure continuity, that there’s a species of Digimon capable of lactating?

Not necessarily. I see it kinda like the way chicken eggs spawn in randomly placed refrigerators. The Digital World just has stuff in it with no real connection to logical causality.

I make no assumptions about this place. For all we know, milk, steak, and eggs might literally just... come from the local convenience store.

Happy Ides of March everybody, did you know the place where we believe Caesar was stabbed is now a Cat Sanctuary

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake