Groblarshlogarb - Kinito-isms & Other Travesties

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why are my two current obsessions both inhuman he/him shorties with weird heads / bodies and supernatural powers. and they both have really weird unblinking stares and an unsettling aura.

what did they put in my apple juice..

unmute

do you guys think sir mix-a-lot is into pet play or is he just. Like That TM

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

*devastating sign that sweeps through the downtown area, ripping up buildings and pushing people across the streets*

i miss laying in the sun like a lizard.. i need to go back

Imagine if Transformer One ended up being so successful that it spired into its own series, with multiple movies and seasons and such. Telling a whole entire tale. And when the war was won, the serie ended, the final scene features Optimus slowly drifting into a recharge (or much more likely, dying) As his optics closed, the screen went dark, and we heard a distanced voice of Alpha Trion (or Primus) saying: “Thank you for your service, Optimus Prime. You have fought through too much battles, and suffered through too much pains. Yet, I can give you nothing in return, other than blessing you with this sweet dream.”

And then a blurry version of D-16 slowly fades on screen, and he cried: “Come on! Orion! Hurry up you turbo snail! We can’t be late this time again or it’ll really be the death of us!”

Then the camera pans to Optimus, who is now Orion. He felt like he can’t remember anything, and something feels weird, but he shrugged, and he said, “I’m coming! Wait!”

Then credit rolls.

please, this is so important to me

There was some curiosity about the comic I made so I decided to expand on this some more as a crossover au. More art under the cut

So Wander isn't in the Theraprism by accident. I mean, the people who work there are under the impression that he's responsible for the destruction of at least one galaxy, being a wanted man in a whole lot of them and seen everywhere, especially on planets that end up destroyed. Wander does nothing to directly refute this fact, because he knows why he's there. The axolotl, knowing that the Theraprism has this view of Wander, decides to bring him over and tell him the situation.

The Theraprism is a place bursting with the worst of the worst villains all in need of redemption. It's exactly the kind of place that needs a Wander, and he's more than happy to oblige. The plus is, since it exists outside of time, he could spend millennia there without missing a second with his friends out in the rest of the universe.

He gets to Theraprism and as he is wont to do, finds the worst of the worst of the worst and latches onto him as his 'new best friend'. And obviously, that's Bill.

Most of the villains Wander focuses on only realize what he's actually doing maybe halfway through, but Bill knows a lot of things. He's heard about Wander and has even gotten a glimpse of him throughout the universe through his all-seeing eyes. He knows this guy's M.O. and if this stinky little hillbilly thinks he's going to make an impact on THE Bill like he's done with all those other mushy losers all across the universe, he's got ANOTHER THING COMING.

(Then again, that's what they all say)

There are a lot of fun things to do with this AU, especially since these two do actually have some similarities, though because of Wander's mysterious existence, and origins, and age, and magical properties, some of it has to be speculation.

Patients are sometimes allowed to keep one or two personal effects if their removal would have drastic consequences for their mental health. Bill was personally checked in by The Axolotl and his hat is far too small to contain anything important, so it's fine. Wander's hat was checked and there was absolutely nothing in it, so that's fine as well. Two normal hats, nothing weird going on.

People with psychotic disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with personality disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with substance abuse disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with tic disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with bipolar disorder are neurodivergent too.

People with dissociative disorders are neurodivergent too.

Neurodivergence isn’t just ADHD, autism, anxiety, and depression. (Plus those last two also get left out sometimes!) Neurodivergence is anything that affects your brain.

“Neurodivergent people hate loud noises” is actually just as valid as a statement as “neurodivergent people have delusions,” “neurodivergent people have tics,” or even “neurodivergent people have low empathy.”

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