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Imagine being a pirate and getting attacked by a group of colonists backed by a cruel DevMode empowered god.

You wake up in the middle of the night to three randos walking onto your lawn equipped with nothing but Temu t-shirts and plasteel knives. You have about ten seconds to get out of bed before all of your turrets just disintegrate. Three of your neighbors ragdoll. Someone’s house just blew up out of nowhere. You watch as the girl you’ve been talking to falls to her knees and ages 300 years in 3.5 seconds then somehow gets high on flake and psychite while miraculously developing severe asthma. You start to run and trip over something, you assume it’s a rock but when you look over it’s your grandpa. He’s been turned into a limbless potato. They weren’t cut off, they’re just gone. He has enough time to shout “Look!!” before you turn around and see your little colony is being Zerg rushed by 25 grizzly bears on go-juice. You start to run again and almost escape before you blink and realize you’re in a 1x1 room surrounded by steel walls and vents. All you can hear are the hums of heaters right beyond the grates and the muffled screams of your dying community. Once that all dies down- and the room you’re in has peaked at a temperature of 280- the last thing you hear is one of the strangers complaining because they didn’t eat with a table.

Was digging through tons of csp brushes i started hoarding, so I made a Wiggle test of them :>

i love kids EXCEPT while im reading pinterest comments

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

Color theory: there are several colors

the true haunting is when someone likes or reblogs a post you made about an old fandom you’re no longer in and the notification you receive is your ex-spouse’s relative knocking on your front door and you’re just “oh well we’re not together anymore” whether it’s followed by “but would you like to come in for a cup of tea” or “I’d rather not talk about it” depends on how you parted ways with the fandom, if it’s a messy divorce or a peaceful one where both you and the ex-fandom are on good terms, of course.

𝘼 𝙃𝙪𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙩, 𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙩. 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙬'𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙮 | 1852

𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: It depicts a pair of young lovers that has a dramatic twist because the woman, who is Catholic, is attempting to get her beloved, who is Protestant, to wear the white armband declaring allegiance to Catholicism. But, the young man firmly pulls off the armband at the same time that he gently embraces his lover, and stares into her pleading eyes. This incident refers to the St. Bartholomew's Day massacre on August 24, 1572, when around 3,000 French Protestants were murdered in Paris.

𝘼𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩: John Everett Millais

If any one of my posts is to break containment, make it this one.

Before January 2025, download your favorite fics, especially those with smut or queer content.

If Project 2025 goes into effect (which it very likely will now that we have three red branches of government in the US), they may attempt to restrict the use/sharing of media on sites like ao3.

This particularly applies to fics with smut or any type of queer content, because the official Project 2025 document states, "Pornography, manifested today in the omnipresent propagation of transgender ideology and sexualization of children, for instance... has no claim to First Amendment protection... Pornography should be outlawed."

Now, I don't expect ao3 to disappear or go anywhere without a fight, but it's best to be on the safe side these days.

To download your favorite fics:

Go to archiveofourown.org and open the fic you want to download.

At the top right corner, to the right of the 'subscribe' button, is a button that says 'download'. Click it.

A drop-down menu will give you the option to choose the format of your download. Choose your preferred format (.epub and .pdf are my personal favorites -- .epub lets you open a fic in the apple books app and .pdf is compatible with like every device and program out there).

When you click the button for your preferred format, a pop-up window appears confirming your choices. The title of the document will default to the title of the fic, so be aware of that and consider changing conspicuous titles to something ignorable, especially if you share the computer.

You're done! Now do this with all your favorite fics!

Stay safe out there, your favorite characters are rooting for you <3