Even Though It's Gonna Be Shit, I'm On It Honey.

With this last funny drawing I will rest a little bit from drawing Q!Jaiden stuff by my own, now if you all want more funny qsmp art I will be taking requests and questions about the AU via tumblr asks (if I like them). But I will go back to drawing my Pokemon stuff cause that’s my autism zone and I need to keep drawing the poke gays

(Yes I have a lot more of Jaiden Federation thoughts but like I said, I have a Pokemon fanbase to feed first)

Part 1. Huevitos

I groaned as I saw the dead body on the ground. Grumbling out some choice words that Mellisa would not approve of, I grabbed my knife and dragged it along my hand. Dripping the blood onto the motionless form, I screamed out the spells I had been repeating for the past couple years. For a second, nothing happened. Then the body groaned and sat up, its now black eyes staring at me. Beneath the emotionless and obedient gaze, I could see the grumpy look that the soldier always gave me. "Alright, alright, I know!" I grumbled. "I'll try to be here next time! But there was this grat sale on candles at Bath and Body works and you know how expensive they are normally so I had to go and then I saw that Indigo was selling Percy Jackson and my niece loves those books..."

The undead soldier groaned.

A necromancer is just a really late healer

MY HUSBAND IS MISSING

PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE MY HUSBAND IS SHARE IT WITH ME OR THE MASON OHIO PD

PLEASE SHARE THIS POST TO HELP FIND MY HUSBAND

Dillon Alexander Williams went to Kings Island with me and my mother Melanie Dean but is now nowhere to be found. Last time I saw him was at the Build a Bear in Kings Island and he seemed completely fine. After hours of security searching they discovered my husband was no longer in the park and hadn’t been since 11 am. He was seen on camera walking out of the park, through the Soak City parking lot and out towards the Sunoco on the other side of the street.

He was last seen wearing black jeans, pink converse, a red and black Deadpool letterman jacket and a Marie the cat beanie like in the pictures I’ve provided.

I’ve been asking around and no one has seen him. This is legitimately the most terrifying thing I’ve ever experienced in my life, please, if you have ANY info call the Mason PD or send me a PM on here. I just want my husband home.

My God these beautiful beans

Those brunch looks though how pretty like their style and Talyn’s hair oh my gosh I had to try drawing it

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Yo, Mari. I'm lookin’ at you.

Person A is secretly crushing on Person B and always calls them late at night when they know they won’t answer. Person A records a voicemail every time to confess their true feelings about Person B, but presses ‘no’ when asked if they want to send it. One day Person A accidentally presses ‘yes’.

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

I know thus probably not happening up here but please American friends, be safe.

hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn? even if you’re not muslim if you could spread this? i dont know how many muslim followers i have but, please, stay safe?

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Please call these. I don't want to see anyone hurt themselves anymore.

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