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Alright everyone here is a masterpost of my cats facial expressions… enjoy

Nerd uncle acquired(?)

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

The family photo. Taken by Adam and sent by Rose. Standing on Connor’s desk and hanging Markus’ wall.

Bitch I wouldn't wait I'd take one look at the lock, say screw it, and go to hell waving a pride flag and holding a pitchfork

Limbo is a featureless room with a door labeled “heaven” and one labeled “Hell”. Heaven has been locked for 12,000 years. Today’s the day you finally say “screw it, anything’s better than this.”

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LETS GET BACK TO SOME MERCYKILL~

“i take hair ties off of my wrist when i weigh myself - nature or nurture? i wonder how many calories are in toothpaste and i only feel beautiful when my stomach growls. there’s a zoo in my belly and everyone just marvels at my self control - ignoring the captivity. as a young girl, the women in my family would oftentimes tell me that they wished to be my size. forgetting that, one day, i would grow up to be theirs. what a catastrophic family tradition. i drink diet coke for dinner and make meals like a mad scientist - measuring everything that dares to enter this body. but, i don’t look sick.. you can’t quite see my bones and i’d like to think that means i have it under control. you see, i’m just on a “diet” i’m just “intermittent fasting” i’m just “in the beginning stages” i just “want my clothes to fit better.” i promise, if i just lose 30 more pounds, i’ll stop. i’m not shrinking - i’m being molded - i am a sculpture made from countless creators so blame them if you don’t like the art.”

— smspoetry

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

my heart is fulllll I love these two so much

a very self-indulgent idea i got after watching the last ep of fmab anime or “and there were two beds but they ignored it”