New Favorite AO3 Comment Dropped. Short, Simple, To The Point. Made Me Laugh So Hard My Stomach Hurt.

YES my favorite is problematic BUT in his defense. severing the baby's tendons would stop it from running

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

ah she's very clever

why did pb land like that. shes so silly

me after a long day of blocking PB haters

Everybody shut the fuck up Dana Terrace is collabing with Glitch on a sci-fi psychological thriller along with the head writer and one of the storyboarders of TOH

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

sorry for ranting so much on here but on todays episode of weird shit PB haters say, someone said it was "ironic" to like PB and support Palestine and said she would "fly drones"

what is wrong with people. imagine comparing a fictional character to an ongoing real life genocide??? this is what i mean when im talking about fake activists with the inability to separate fiction from reality—hating on a fictional character won't do ANYTHING to help people dying

ok rant over

ok time to nitpick they made the hairtie the wrong color its supposed to be the same as the dark pink on her cardigan but they made it the light pink in fortnite

Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”