H-m-i-a-n - H.M.I.A.N.

Ima firm believer that Peter, James and Marlene grew up together and act like siblings. Marlene is obviously the oldest, James is the middle child and Peter the youngest. And that Peter and Marlene team up to bully James on things like crushes. Or the Marlene is protective over Peter and James. And Peter and James gave Dorcas the shovel talk but Dorcas just nodded along amused cause she's heard all the embarrassing stories about these two from Marlene.

I'm 14 and I felt this

me again, bothering you, but i am very interested in adhd james if you would like to share some of your hcs💖💖💖

you're not bother me at all! asks honestly give me so much serotonin. they really make my day :)

James was diagnosed really young. like, it was extremely obvious from the get-go that that child was not neurotypical

When he was a kid, he was very hyperactive. As he grew older, however, he sort of grew out of it. He has his high-energy days, but nothing to the caliber of child james

James was a menace as a kid

He was probably a backpack leash kid. you know exactly what I'm talking about

His parents are the ones who encouraged him to do sports a kid, just so he'd release some of that never-ending energy

James cycles through hyperfixations rapidly, and he hyperfixates on people a lot. Lily? He hyperfixated on her before. Sirius? You bet your ass. Literally anyone he's friends with, he probably hyperfixated on them at one point

My boy probably takes medication

Time just slips away from him. He's not a very punctual person because of that, but he really does try

He's the kind of person to have 1093843892 alarms on his phone that remind him to do the weirdest things. At least 6 of them are for waking up in the morning

delayed responses

"What?" "I said--" "Oh, the answer is [blank]"

James likes reading, but he cannot finish a book for the life of him

not interested? then he won't pay attention

horrible short term memory. frequently washes his hair twice because he couldn't remember if he already did. did he eat dinner already? don't ask James, he has no idea.

The Leg BounceTM

Impulsive. Sometimes dangerously so. No sense of self preservation

His spaces are organized chaos. It's messy, but he knows where everything is. At least, he knows most of the time

He may act like a very confident person, but James actually has a pretty low self image (yes, that's an adhd trait). One small mistake makes him question everything about himself

Horrible driver, but insists he's amazing. He drives like he's in a fast and furious movie

boredom is his worst enemy.

Is totally the kid that would forget a pencil all the time

Probably does his homework at the very last minute (on the drive to school, before the bell rings, etc etc), but somehow gets good grades on it???

makes Big Gestures when talking. He has, like, no control over his limbs and often hits people on accident. Profusely apologizes afterwards.

Watches television with the captions on. He can't understand what anyone is saying without them

When he's hyperfocused, he makes the strangest faces. Sirius always tells him that he'll get premature wrinkles if he keeps scrunching his face up like that

His notes app is a mess

His train of thought is constantly moving. It never stops. Never.

His biggest pet peeve is when people tell him he's "not trying" HE IS SHUT UP

James's adhd gets worse when he's playing sports. All the noise, all the moving, all the excitement-- it really sets off his hyperactivity, which is kind of a blessing when he's playing. It's like a life hack

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Every new addition to this makes it funnier, I'm pissing myself laughing

Remus doesn’t thinks he’s hot as fuck because he isn’t his own type. His type is pretty boys with light eyes and devilish grins. He is a giant with no coordination and a pension for grandpa sweaters. This is why he’s immediately attracted to Sirius. Even Regulus and Barty trip him up once in awhile. Remus Lupin has a fucking type, okay.

James, on the other hand, is attracted to personality and vibes. His type is mean, a nice smile, and long fingers. This is why he knows he’s fucking hot, because his vibes are immaculate. This is also why he’s had a crush on Sirius, Remus, Lily, Regulus, Dorcas, Frank, and Marlene.

They’re both messes.

i can’t believe i didn’t reupload this it’s hilarious

Loki if he ever meets Wanda:

"childhood friends are like runaway cats. you can keep hanging up the missing poster, but they’re not going to come back" actually gonna throw up