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6 months ago

I adore the idea that Narinder usually has giant fuckass pupils bc i love boba eyed cats. Boba eyed cats supremacy

I Adore The Idea That Narinder Usually Has Giant Fuckass Pupils Bc I Love Boba Eyed Cats. Boba Eyed Cats
I Adore The Idea That Narinder Usually Has Giant Fuckass Pupils Bc I Love Boba Eyed Cats. Boba Eyed Cats
I Adore The Idea That Narinder Usually Has Giant Fuckass Pupils Bc I Love Boba Eyed Cats. Boba Eyed Cats
I Adore The Idea That Narinder Usually Has Giant Fuckass Pupils Bc I Love Boba Eyed Cats. Boba Eyed Cats
6 months ago
Myve The Demon Esper
Myve The Demon Esper

Myve the Demon Esper


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1 year ago

The sun and the moon are bouta be kissing right now guys omg


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11 months ago

​sorry to my like five regular followers who might see this horny ahh repost and nonsensical rant

I whole heartedly agree it’s genuinely annoying and honestly stems from some sort of societal sexism Yk all that good shit 🙄 it also sucks because like mentioned it becomes all about the one w the dick (and I’m a sucker for smut w feelings) but by that point there’s NOTHING!!!! Not even any foreplsy no pussy acknowledgment Jusr pussy neglect and dick 😡. AND IF IM READING EOMSN WOMSN ITS FOR WOMAN ITS FOR THE PUSSY!!!!! LIKE YOU CANT JUST GIVR THEM A DIVK AND EXPECT ME TO BE OLAY WITH THAT!!!!

why do fanfiction writers always tend to make the already rare female werewolf character have a cock 💔 it's just so hard to find one fanfiction that doesn't do this...and they do it like it's part of the transformation too? like it doesn't matter if the non transformed version of the character has a pussy, when they transform they must have a cock apparently 💔 this has absolutely nothing to do with the character being trans or not because they also do this when they write the character as a cis woman 💔 what does the world have against werewolf pussy? WHY NO PUSSY???? IM SO fucking TIRED OF COCKS AND KNOTS!!!!!!!! WHY THE KNOT??? WOLF JUNK IS NASTY AS FUCK IT LITERALLY LOOKS SO UGLY?? I've seen car crashes less nasty than wolf dick so WHY WOULD YOU RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD PUSSY FOR THAT?? I don't get it. i understand that part of the internet is into that, furries and stuff, BUT STILL stop giving KNOTS TO THE FEMALE WEREWOLVES PLEASE !!!!! just let them have pussies please 💔💔

im so sorry for lashing out this is not who i am but this is a tendency I noticed and it frustrated the shit out of me last night 💔 id post this on my main but id look unhinged

i nedd you to understbs that everytime i wrote soemthing complaining about abo tbid was in my mind the entire time but i didnt say it becwyse i thoight it might be too specific ot a proboem but YEAH !!! I DONT LIKE COCK !! I JATE DICKS I JATE READING ABOUT IT I HATE EVERYRHING ABOUT IT AND I LOVE PUSSY AND READING ABOUT PUSSH !!! and it just feels so weird to me like im guessing its becayde dicks have the ability tonget hard so its easiee to show horniness theouth thst wsy snd put the characters into a situstion, im guessing its becwuse peopoe who weite abo sre also udually really into cum and huge monster cocks but i sctuslly despise ir !!! i am reading fanfiction between teo cis women and suddenly its hest time ot some fucking shit and BOOM one of then gets a dick. its so lazy in my opinion, it comes across to me as not being able to weite like sex without a dick, especslly since theres never sny fingering or foreolay involved after the girl gains a dick. its just full on alwsys dick insode oussy, thrusr, cum s few times, and thats it. in my opinion, its lazy.

also we do just need more werewolf pussy like actually give me s girl wirh a bush you get me ? give me a wereeolf girl with a pussy that squirts or some fuckong shit, its like vaginss can also show horniness youknow !!! and it just feels so boring because then the giel gets a dick becsudeo heat or whatever fucking bullshit abo does and she gets s dick snd then ALL that the author focuses on is the dick, when ig gets hard abd starts twitching abd precun and thats it. there is zero focus on tbe pussy, especially in a smut story where rheyre BOTH horny apparenlty, but its never shoen for thr girls with the pussy ? it actually just feels lazy to me i cant tell you how lazy it feels its so boring to read like oh look at that another abo where all that happens is the girl thrusrs inside her a fee times and cums snd thats it, no foreplsy or nothing.

AND !! I DONT LIKE DICK !! HAVE TO MAKE THAT CLEAE !!! i dont like sex that involves dick, strap ons ? yeah !! lets fucking go love that !! dildos too whatever because theyre nor dick !! so when im searchinh for a girl x girl relataionship, who both girls are cis, then i dont want to see a dick suddenly becwyse its fucking abo. its fucking stupid, make the pussy horny !! describe thr thumping feeling, the wetneess !! holding her thighs together !! fingering !!! please !!! we need moee pussy in smut !!

also, fuck knots. fuck wereeolf dicks. i hate them all with a burning passion like genuinly its so annoying and stupid !!! and its not even hot !! there are SO MANY shios that involve a character rhat has a dick, they coukd choose to weite about them maybe. and i understabd that peope can wrirr ehatever they want, im all for that ! if thats what yoire into then go for it im not going to be kn the comments like fuck you becayse its not my business, but when this happens for EVERY SINGLE SHIP WITH A WEREOLF IN MOST FANFICS AND EVEN FANARTS, it gets really annoying. 0/10 abo sucks


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1 year ago

The people in the comments I’m sobbing 😭

I don’t think I would willingly eat more then 4 chicken nuggets tbh breaded things make me nauseous :/

How many chicken nuggets do you think you could eat in one sitting

genuinely like 5

I have a small stomach


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8 months ago

I’ll feed you JuziNation

I’ll Feed You JuziNation

Should I burn Uzi at the stake later


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5 months ago

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen I literally wish I had money

Bears // Past Your Porchlight
Bears // Past Your Porchlight

Bears // Past Your Porchlight


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1 year ago

WHY ARE THESE ONLY POSTED WHEN MY ASS BOUTA GO TO SLEEP COME ON MAN

I am gonna have a great train ride tomorrow 😍😍!!!

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The Rehabilitation of Death

Chapter 17: Drunken Gods

On this day, The Lamb declares a holy day. For a wedding, for a feast, and for a festival to celebrate the grand harvest.

Despite his initial reservations (and after a particularly horrid nightmare) Narinder decides to attend, if just to please the Lamb well enough that they'd leave him well enough alone after. That's the only reason, surely.

With followers intoxicated, the cult becomes a ground of wild party, and Gods are not immune to the temptation of overindulgence.

There's music, fighting, flirting, more fighting. There are shenanigans all evening; including but not limited to: uncomfortable socialization, reminiscing on one's past, impulsive decisions of the close-proximity sort, hide-and-seek games, and sparring with drunken, uncontrollable bloodlust that may or may not lead to a near-mental snap with eldritch power when you remember something you weren't supposed to.

Read Tags/Notes for Warnings. Chapter Wordcount: 25,674

Happy Reading!


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1 year ago

It’s got anxiety 😭😭

She Have Anxiety
She Have Anxiety

She have anxiety


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