I swear to fucking god someone scare this senile man I need something to go right in my life for once holy shit
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
GIGGLING SO MUCH
Jubzi video
gera gera po or something
It’s nice to see that other people also feel like this
I LOVE doing those stupid mundane tasks like sweeping stocking shelves and picking up trash HELL I even enjoy working customer service and waitressing BUT NONE OF THOSE JOBS ARE VIABLE FOR ANYONE
And I hate how society tells me that I should feel little and worthless even if I were to work these jobs
Like I literally feel like I should be embarrassed for even wanting to work as a janitor or waitress. I’m told that those are jobs for people who are still in highschool or people who flunked out of college. But why??? They aren’t!!!!! They are very real and serious jobs!!!! That are important!!!!!!!!
#LateStageCapitalism
JAW ON YHE FLOOR UTTER SURPRISE DRAWING SO GOOD DRAWING MOVE AUGHH LOSING MY MIND
Caine does a thing.
i wanted to see if it was possible to animate him in 2d
it is. Just with great suffering involved.
STIIICKERS OHG!!!
I want one omggggg
THEY ARE STICKER.S :) ialreadu posted.that doll bu;t i figure id post them likw. a mass post.
GIGGLES AND KICKS MY FEET
Just some Shrimpo sketches to get a feel for how I want to draw him seriously (as opposed to the silly, unserious, shitposty stuff I've done of him so far) Easily become one of my favorite toons he's such a little shithead I like to think he has a bit of a sleeper build. At first glance you wouldn't notice but if bro flexes it's OBVIOUS He does do a lot of punchy punchin', which I would think probably is in reference to mantis shrimp which I think is cool!!!! MANTIS SHRIMP SHRIMPO SKIN WHEN!!! I WILL GET THAT SO FAST, might need to design one myself now that I think about it... that might be fun... Maybe make it in combo with like a boxer type outfit? shit I might need to get on this..
This resonates with me in ways I do not comprehend
it brings me a panic that I am unsure I wish to acknowledge
Your artstyle really sets everything right over the edge in the best way possible.
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