Me Looking At My Girlfriends Waist Lol

I was not expecting this to be so accurate holy moly lemon roly

Random thought

Asking questions like "Can I tickle you?" or saying "I want to tickle you" kind of terrifies me because what if they don't want to be tickled?

Rationally, the answer is that you just say okay and don't ask further questions. No harm done.

But it's still scary because it feels like being a ler, which is a position of power, I should accommodate the lee in every aspect possible. So to have a desire that's not from what the lee wants, but what I want, it kind of feels wrong. I understand that some lees really like that their lers want to tickle them for the ler's own desire.

But I don't know, still scary.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WATCHED THE PERSON IT WAS HEAVILY IMPLIED HE LOVED BUT DIDNT EXPRESSLY SAY LOVED HIM (BUT BUT FUCKING DID IN HIS OWN WAY)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WATCHED THAT PERSON IVO FUCKING ROBOTINIK WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WATCHED HIM FUCKING EXPLODE RIGHT IN FRONT OF A STATUE TO THE GOD OF REQUITED LOVE

I REALLY FUCKING HOPE SHADOW WAS ABLE TO TELEPORT HIM AWAY RIGHT BEFORE THEY EXPLODED BC GOD DAMN IT HE STILL HAD THE FUCKING WHATS IT CALLED CHAOS EMERALD SO FUCKING PLEASE LET SHADOW HAVE TELEPORTED HIM AWAY STONE DID NOT DESERVE THIS ANSJNAJDJSJDBNDBFHDHDHJDJDND

AYO???

IS THAT WHAT IT IS????? I USED TO ALWAYS BREAK DOWN CRYING OVER RANDOM THINGS AS A KID BUT OVER TIME IT SHIFTED TO ME JUST GOING AWAY AND ZONING OUT FOR WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A WEIRD LITTLE HABIT????????

Undiagnosed audhd culture is never having meltdowns and only ever having shutdowns when youre alone in your room and wondering why youre so useless and incapable of functioning normally

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Help cats are so cuteeeeeeee

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What if

We’re relaxing and you make a joke, and we’re both laughing, and i wanna hear more of that laugh so i poke your side. You squeak and i do a fake gasp as if i was surprised but i mean really, you would giggle if i poked your ankle, so it’s not surprising at all. But still i act all surprised and then go ahead and tickle you until your ears are red and then pull your shirt up to kiss your tummy, wait a moment for you to be flustered, and then blow a raspberry right on your side where i kissed until im running out of breath and you’re laughing

And then what if i did that, kissing and then blowing a raspberry, then moving to kiss the next spot and just loop that, what if i did that until i was lightheaded. And then i get a little wobbly and you’d probably get concerned but i’d be too giggly to fully realize and just wanna kiss you because if my baby’s upset why wouldn’t i wanna kiss the baby??? and if you go to ask if i’m ok i’ll just kiss you and blow another raspberry until you stop worrying and actually just laugh until you can’t hide the adorable snorts and gasps and yelps and screeches over my nails tracing and spidering all across your ribs and hips while i’m kissing and covering your tummy with raspberries until we’re both too giggly to keep going. And then just curl up to cuddle with you

And if i just so happen to squeeze your sides or kiss the back of your neck and then blow a raspberry? While you’re all tickle tired and can’t stop the giggles? Well that that’d be amazing and you wouldn’t have to worry about being cold because i would be blushing hard enough to be a furnace from how absolutely adorable you are

He urge to try and make them too adnwksbsjdhjandbdhd it looks so fun i cant

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MY FATHER IS LIKE A FRICKING GREMLIN!!! okay so i hate bananas. like burning hatred for bananas. and this morning, my dad was driving me to the bus stop cause its *cold* and was eating a banana. AND THEN PROCEEDED TO STICK THE BANANA IN MY FACE, RIGHT AT MY NOSE, AND SAY "you want some?" LIKE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT?!? i love my father but oh my gods he acts like a teenage boy

they keep adopting strays it’s become a problem

This is now the latest adopted headcanon aaksndjcjdjgnf

I adore the "Merlin doesn't realize Arthur's courting him because he doesn't understand nobles" fics however I would love to see a reverse on this.

Arthur is so used to courtship being about expensive gifts and grand gestures amongst the nobles that he has no idea Merlin's been courting him in the more simple way people do in Ealdor. Things like cooking for your intended, handmade gifts, helping them with tasks around the village, and using a split coin as a proposal instead of a ring. By the time Arthur realises anything Merlin already considers them married