Pukimon Is Fucking Great!

I've spent the last night searching for a way to make a fire emblem from hack that replaces lyn with Darth Vader, but all I'm finding is gay computers.

Is a tyrannical dark lord of the sith too much to ask? I even got the sprite, all I need is to put it into the software

I'm mad rn }=(

What else would we do? Tittie the tank engine?

Ngl that sounds fire

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

Meeting up with someone and saying that "we knew each other in a past life" (I got resurrected by a evil necromancer)

"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)

Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)

Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work

Putting a watch in my back pocket and the bottom of my shoes so that I am always "on the clock"

Four-bear Forebearer holding fourheaded bears

Four bearer holding a four

Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)

Would you love me If I was a worm?(Not a hypothetical)

God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)

What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)

Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)

When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?

Clingy ex, but they are a koala

Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?

People think I'm Time travel but I'm just walking so slow that I arrive in the far future

Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)

People say "give them space", and "give them time" when what I really need is absolute and total control over space-time

Power of heart, but all it does is let me burst open every single vein or blood vessel in your body. Or just give you a heart attack

Super hearing, but I'm now a lawyer required to defend superhuman vigilantes in court

Big Richard energy

trans fem dick grayson save me. save me trans fem dick.

Good art and all but, why is Vegeta so tall? We all know that prince Vegeta is barely Bulma's height on a good day, and the only one with a height comparable to Goku or Gohan is Trunks? I hate seeing people falling victim to Supers "average to somewhat tall" bias for the main protags.

I hope you consider this for future reference. Also y is he smiling? No one is getting maimed or currently experience bodily harm? Love how you did trunks and bulla tho.

All in all, good art, but Vegeta is too tall

The Vegeta-Briefs family

a reference from these two awesome art of Goku and Gohan's family

I'm crying man. I was doing my best to finish this art and make it perfect cus I love this anime and the characters. they're just so freaking good. and it was worth it. I absolutely love how the artwork turned out.

also here's a closeup of Vegeta's royal family. and yes, the mother is my own fan design. another thing, I didn't draw her eyes cus I have this collective headcanon the Queen may have died during/after Tarble's birth. that's why we haven't seen her yet.

I said after inhaling my dose of copium for the day.

(pretty pretty please like and reblog this post. don't let this flop I beg you)

After the tragic death of Batman, the league(who have no clue who Bruce Wayne is) are shocked when Batman shows up to their meeting the next week. Only... He's different. The mannerisms are different, the voice is doing the same things but is also different, he might be shorter, he smiled maybe,ect

Of course they start theories to explain the bat doppelganger, ranging from clones, multiversal variants, And reformed supervillains. But what they also notice is that Robin stopped showing up as often, and when he does, he treats batman differently than before. So they try to nonchalantly ask Robin(Damian Wayne) who gives the answer of "Bat puberty"(it was Dick's idea)

When the titans ask what's up with batman after their latest team up, Tim says something that strongly implied he was gay or bi(I dunno what though, I don't know any phrases that could be used for coming out or just normal descriptions)

When commissioner Gordon asks Batgirl off duty if she knew why batman was different now, she (while still pissed off over Jim misgendering her roommate (it was a genuine accident, and the roommate in question forgave him)) says that "maybe he's on his period". Jim takes this completely at face value and accepts that batman is trans.

Red hood doesn't get asked this often due to his terse relationship with Bruce, but when a goon FINALLY decided to ask what changed between him and batman, he is thrilled to explain that "now they have shared experiences "and ever since his death his personality went a complete 180" "I havent seen any previous lives of his, but I like this one" he doesn't clarify further. The goons are now convinced he is a time lord of some form. This theory spreads faster than any other.

Eventually everyone has their own theory, with answers ranging from his unstable nature as a clone, to time travel, to I don't wanna talk about him after hearing of his modeling career, and being the literal antichrist(this one is perpetuated by Constantine In exchange for a favor from him), to a really intense method actor in cosplay.

So now batman is trans, gay, immortal, biblical, clone,ect

And dick has a little book dedicated to keeping track of these theories.

And people assume that he is just trying to either figure out this Batman deal, or is trying to get to know Batman better after the reincarnation.

It never crosses anyone's mind that maybe it's because he needs to keep his lies straight.

Because he's Batman (to noones surprise except for those in the same universe)

I kinda wanna see a 101 dalmatian sequel set in the modern day and the youngest De Vil , Damien De Vil is a furry, none of the family really cares until they find out his plan to make his Fursuit out of puppies. NOW they are really on board, with relatives coming out of the woodwork to help. Comfort? Auntie Crista De Vil was a school mascot. design? Sheepgoat trainer Soul De Vil the 2nd makes handmade outfits and has been waiting for the opportunity to use puppies. I would list more but I don't wanna think of more De Vil names.

Anyways. The De Vil family is very much a dysfunctional family and they don't really talk to each other, but once you start with animal cruelty they become the epitome of a family unit.

I saw a post saying that green lanterns are just magical girls for boys, but now I'm imagining a story where all the superheros meet up for a Halloween party and are surprised by the fact that a significant portion decided to dress up as magical girls(or at least very whimsically)

Sure, when Jesus Christ raises the dead, he's the Lord and Savior. Me, I get told to stop doing necromancy because it's freaking people out.