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Thomas Sharpe x Reader, but make it a fucking saga

Because of course I couldn't come back to writing fanfictions after 6 years without deciding to make it the first bit of a full fuckin novella.

I hope you like drama, mystery and badass women.

SYNOPSIS

A couple of months ago, your father received the visit of a certain Sir Sharpe, Baronet, followed by a deal regarding a new invention that could revolutionize mining, and actions that could be granted to your family in the Allerdale Mining company in exchange for financing the prototype. Upon reception of a letter exposing the difficulties encountered in the making of the machine, which had now stalled the process despite how close to its success Sir Sharpe was, you insisted to go and aid him, something you are actually perfectly able to do, as you're the first woman in your country to have earned a Master's degree in civil engineering. Eventually, your dad conceded, on the condition that your twin brother William, an architect in-between contracts, accompany you on the journey to Allerdale hall.

There, beliefs will be broken, secrets old and new will resurface and entombed wounds will reopen. Can everyone, or anyone really, ever come out of Crimson Peak unscathed? Or are the horrors of love always inevitable?

ENORMOUS fucking dump of bg3 drawings i've done over the past month or so. featuring:

My Tav, Ryn (the half-elf with the shaggy hair. Durge warlock)

@oughtnots Tav, Tenacity (the ourple tiefling with the facial scarring. currently durge paladin)

@isaakthesnail Tav, Tallis (the halfling with the tattoos over one eye. sage bard)

also markazador szarrkiplier is in there too. as a jumpscare for you <3

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.

Justice à Merlin, qu’on a pas assez vu être le puissant putain de druide qu’il est.

Nommez moi une seule autre personne qui peut boire toute une bouteille de parfum sans canner! 

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

Elias : Is this whiskey or perfume?

Merlin : *Chugs the entire bottle*

Merlin : ... It's perfume.

les vibes de guenièvre après le “d’ailleurs c’est pas MA couronne de fleurs, c’est VOTRE couronne de fleurs”:

round three fight

Elsa with no make up

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Baby Avengers Assemble!!!!

It didn't work... I feel like a muggle on a wizard's fair.

oh god what did i do

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